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Best of 2009: Kristen Stewart steeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2009 08:53:57 December 23, 2009 08:53:57

Apart from that dumbass Harper’s Bazaar shoot for the Sears catalogue which was totally not her fault, Kristen Stewart made very few missteps this year on and off the carpet. Not everyone can pull off a Joan Jett mullet the way Kristen Stewart pulls off a mullet – with a middle finger in the face of those who insist that girls should wear pretty bows and ringlets. Full Story

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All our girls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2009 07:21:12 December 16, 2009 07:21:12

Exclusive Twi-Hards kept tweeting at me and bombing my inbox yesterday – their tits were in a twist over a photo shoot involving Robert Pattinson and Emilie de Ravin for Vogue. E!Online Full Story

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Team Bella > Teams Edward & Jacob

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2009 11:17:33 November 25, 2009 11:17:33

Twi-Hards will spend their money on Twish-t. And you know it’s hard out there for the print…industry. Which is why you milk it where you can. Entertainment Weekly is featuring 3 covers with the 3 major stars of Twilight New Moon for its new issue with new details inside the magazine about the actors, about the director, and more, more, more, more, more! I subscribe to Entertainment Weekly. Full Story

Delicate Robert Pattinson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2009 08:56:58 November 20, 2009 08:56:58

Quick note, an addition to my New Moon review – click here for a refresher. Here’s a detail I forgot to add: What’s with trying to be the Emperor from Star Wars? “Jacob” and “Edward” pull their dicks out over “Bella”. Full Story

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New Moon review

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2009 10:31:23 November 19, 2009 10:31:23

SPOILERS AHEAD. MANY SPOILERS. Click here to revisit my Twilight review. For the Twi-Hard who will blindly love it, who will hear no word against it, who will hate the haters while overusing exclamation points, New Moon is for you. Full Story

Kristen at the cotillion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2009 11:13:21 November 17, 2009 11:13:21

Kristen Stewart has been lighting it up on promotion for New Moon taking her super steeze all across Europe and owning everyone else in the process. It looked to be the same, very promising, when she showed up on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien wearing the sh-t out of a Herve Leger. Crunk ass hair, funky ass attitude, and mocking Twi-Hards with her hand tat, Stewart teased us for the main event. Full Story

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Bad pants and loud screams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2009 08:21:27 November 16, 2009 08:21:27

Friday afternoon at MuchMusic – Laura and I were working late, unable to escape the building before MOD where New Moon stars Kellan Lutz and Bronson Pelletier were making an appearance. They’d been lining up all day, and the anticipation only increased over the hours, unleashing itself in the form of earsplitting screams that reverberated throughout the building. Full Story

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Vaginal Hard-on

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 11:33:49 November 13, 2009 11:33:49

Kristen Stewart is giving me one. And I’ve no doubt she’s giving Anna Wintour one. It’s only a matter of time. Kristen Stewart covers Vogue. Soon. Before Posh. Yes. Must. Annie Leibovitz? Sure, I guess. But can you imagine Stewart in the hands of Steven Meisel? Or Steven Klein? Please. Full Story

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Twilight New Moon Giveaway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2009 10:26:00 November 12, 2009 10:26:00

American Express is hosting an exclusive gala screening of The Twilight Saga: New Moon on Thursday, November 19th in Toronto. And we’re giving away tickets. But there’s more to feed the crazy! Winners will also attend a Q&A with cast members and attend an after-party where soundtrack artist Band of Skulls will perform. Full Story

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The steeze in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2009 12:56:47 November 11, 2009 12:56:47

Written by Lainey Jizz is the word of the day. And the style girls here at the studio are jizzing over Kristen Stewart right now at the UK premiere of New Moon. Me too. She brought her mad steeze to London where they see mad steeze all the time. And they approve. Stewart’s stylist is hitting it everywhere. Full Story

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Maybe next time they’ll --ck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2009 10:43:00 November 11, 2009 10:43:00

Written by Jacek As most of you know, my knowledge of gossip is by association only. So my takes on what’s going on in Hollywood are quite amateur and usually don’t extend beyond a keen-eyed assessment (if I can say so myself) of who’s hot and what kind of pant/shoe combinations do and do not flatter a woman’s figure. Full Story