She leans out when she’s touring/rehearsing. And it’s all that hot yoga. But goddamn I want those abs. Maybe after this f-cking cleanse I can start working on them. So you know she arrived as an embryo. It’s a little obvious, obviously, but then again Gaga has never been known for subtlety. Full Story

You know, I love Lady Gaga, but … I’m a little underwhelmed. Born This Way, the highly anticipated first single off of Gaga’s new album was released online today. The audio clip is below. You like it? Many are saying it’s a mashup of Express Yourself (the chorus) and Waterfalls (Believe capital H-I-M). Full Story

Lady Gaga is playing Paris tonight. Before the show, she nipped out to do some shopping in her fishnets and leather jacket. Also, I think that’s supposed to be some kind of collar around her neck. Imagine how cold that must be? The top of my ass is always cold. Always. And it’s not because I wear low riders. Full Story

Look, I’m a fan of her music and her general Gaga-ness and I’ve seen enough of her crazy costumes but that doesn’t mean I’ve catalogued them by date and can tell you the frequency of use like some know-it-all superfan who will likely email me before this post is over to provide the answer. Full Story

How do you go to the pub? Your most comfortable jeans, flat boots? If I’m going to the pub down the road, I take out my contact lenses and throw on my nerd glasses too. But I am not Lady Gaga. She went to the pub in London today. And this. She also sent milk and cookies outside to the paps waiting for her. Full Story

As always, committed to her image, Lady Gaga departed Vancouver after two shows this weekend dressed in leather, studs, and rhinestones. Actually rather tame by her standards. Gaga posed with fans before heading to the gate, through security, where her metals had to be further examined. I love these photos so much, standing there on tiptoe loaded up with spikes, it’s amazing in its ridiculousness. Full Story

Lady Gaga arrived at Heathrow today in full costume and ended up bailing on her face in front of photographers. It’s the price you pay. And certainly she knows it, and so in her mind, this would be considered a flawed performance. Or perhaps the falling is the performance. With her you never know. Full Story

Lady Gaga showed up in New York at her sister’s graduation yesterday wearing...this. As if the outfit alone were not enough, she then had to cover her entire head in a black veil. Totally inconspicuous. Some people are accusing Gaga of deliberately upstaging her sister, that it was a bitch move, like something Victoria Beckham would do at your wedding. Full Story

Lady Gaga arrived in Sydney today with two Coke cans in her hair. This bitch’s travel style commitment puts Victoria Beckham’s to shame. What needed to have happened on that plane for this to be a reality? There’s a fine line between Art and Too Much Try. Gaga is on one side, Posh is on the other. Full Story

“How wonderful life is, with Gaga in the world." I liked her, and then I saw her live. And that’s when you know. She’s so sublimely absurd, ridiculous, campy, and the theatricality of it all is so intoxicating, so amusing, so ENTERTAINING, so cleverly ironic, you cannot help but love her. Full Story

At the Royal Variety performance last night, JailBait Miley Cyrus was one of several high profile entertainers who lined up to greet the Queen. So far there’s been only one picture that I can find of Miley’s moment with Her Majesty but it is enough for us to Photo Assumption. Shall we? Rather low classy ensemble for a royal visit, no surprise. Full Story

Carrie Underwood lost to Taylor Swift at the Country Music Awards a couple of weeks ago. Click here for a refresher on her low classy reaction. Last night at the American Music Awards, Taylor trumped Country Bitch’s ass once again. Full Story

Lady Gaga arrived at the MTV VMAs with Kermit the Frog, which was genius, considering a few months ago, she wore an entire ensemble made completely out of Kermit the Frog heads. I love this lady’s fashion sense and artistry. She writes her own songs, writes for other people, designs her own clothes, has a great singing voice, and is a true original. Full Story