The latest celebrity news, gossip, and photos from LaineyGossip.com lainey@laineygossip.com Dear Gossips, In the excitement of Oscar weekend, I&rsquo;ve forgotten to big up Johnny Depp and Tim Burton for their massive Alice in Wonderland opening - $116 million to start, now almost $140, the 6th biggest in history, the best ever in March, and not showing signs of slowing down. http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_12mar10.aspx Fri, 12 Mar 2010 06:28:00 GMT 2010-03-12T06:28:00 Friday, March 12, 2010 lainey@laineygossip.com We&rsquo;ve all been watching JailBait fall hard. Oh, she&rsquo;s got it bad. And if you&rsquo;ve been there you know. Miley Cyrus is headed towards that female rite of passage &ndash; getting your heart slammed. http://www.laineygossip.com/Miley_Cyrus_says_Liam_Hemsworth_doesnt_need_her_to_be_famous_and_they_love_deeper_than_most.aspx Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:42:00 GMT 2010-03-12T14:42:00 No, he needs something else lainey@laineygossip.com Kristen Stewart&rsquo;s makeup last night at the LA premiere of The Runaways was gorgeous. Fresh and glow and young and promising, love it. As for the dress, you Twi-Hards have been asking for my opinion on it all day&hellip; I don&rsquo;t. http://www.laineygossip.com/Kristen_Stewart_at_the_LA_premiere_of_The_Runaways_12mar10.aspx Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:02:44 GMT 2010-03-12T14:02:44 Peaches & Cream on the carpet lainey@laineygossip.com Exactly 2 months ago, on January 12th, 2010, an earthquake devastated the Haitian landscape&hellip; but not the Haitian spirit. K&rsquo;Naan&rsquo;s Wavin&rsquo; Flag is the anthem for Young Artists for Haiti, recorded by some of the biggest names in Canadian music in support of earthquake relief efforts. http://www.laineygossip.com/Young_Artists_for_Haiti_Wavin_Flag_12mar10.aspx Fri, 12 Mar 2010 13:25:43 GMT 2010-03-12T13:25:43 Young Artists for Haiti lainey@laineygossip.com The worst Lilo you&rsquo;ve ever seen. And she looks bald too. (<a target="_blank" href="http://dlisted.com/node/36434">Dlisted</a>) Amanda Seyfried&rsquo;s CRAZY ASS body. And the dumbass things that come out of her mouth (<a target="_blank" href="http://thesuperficial. http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_12mar10.aspx Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:41:00 GMT 2010-03-12T12:41:00 Smutty Tingles lainey@laineygossip.com We ran into Ryan Phillippe a couple of times during Oscar week. It&rsquo;s like he&rsquo;s like a faded high school quarterback. It&rsquo;s never easy. To be so popular...and then not popular anymore and to keep loving the popular girl only to watch her popularity eclipse his. http://www.laineygossip.com/A_slimmer_Ryan_Phillippe_seen_out_and_about_in_LA_12mar10.aspx Fri, 12 Mar 2010 11:00:11 GMT 2010-03-12T11:00:11 Ex Mr. Popular lainey@laineygossip.com Is really one of the hottest bitches ever. Here&rsquo;s Sharon Stone on the set of Law &amp; Order SVU. Sure, despite her denials, there&rsquo;s been some work. But the work is good. The work is not Madonna. http://www.laineygossip.com/Sharon_Stone_in_New_York_on_set_of_Law_and_Order_SVU_12mar10.aspx Fri, 12 Mar 2010 09:33:54 GMT 2010-03-12T09:33:54 This Hot Bitch... lainey@laineygossip.com I mean... These jeans... And the problem is exacerbated by the fact that his friends can wear their skinny jeans. Which only serves to highlight, obviously, his inability to wear skinny jeans. Joe Jonas cannot wear skinny jeans. http://www.laineygossip.com/Joe_Jonas_shopping_at_the_Grove_with_friends_in_skinny_jeans_12mar10.aspx Fri, 12 Mar 2010 08:38:48 GMT 2010-03-12T08:38:48 Speaking of uncool... lainey@laineygossip.com Taylor Lautner showed up to the premiere of The Runaways last night to support Kristen Stewart. The side-lean, while still present, was not as out of control the way it was at the Oscars. That sh-t was crazy at the Oscars, non? But even though he seems to have reined in his side-leaning tendencies, or lengthened one of his legs, Taylor is still working a carpet like Victoria Beckham and Renee Zellweger. http://www.laineygossip.com/Taylor_Lautner_attends_the_premiere_of_The_Runaways_12mar10.aspx Fri, 12 Mar 2010 08:06:42 GMT 2010-03-12T08:06:42 Side-Lean is a Pose-Hard lainey@laineygossip.com There&rsquo;s a trade union strike happening in Italy today that has necessitated a delay on production of The Tourist. With the day off, the Brange decided to take their youngest out for some sightseeing. http://www.laineygossip.com/Brad_Pitt_Angelina_Jolie_take_twins_out_on_day_off_12mar10.aspx Fri, 12 Mar 2010 07:42:07 GMT 2010-03-12T07:42:07 Brange: day off with the Holy Twins lainey@laineygossip.com Here he is &ndash; Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Vancouver yesterday with Seth Rogen on the set of the cancer movie that was previously titled I&rsquo;m With Cancer but now seems to have no name. As you now know, JGL stepped in to replace James McAvoy in the lead role about a 25 year old comedy writer diagnosed with cancer, the true life story of Seth&rsquo;s friend Will Reiser. http://www.laineygossip.com/Joseph_GordonLevitt_and_Seth_Rogen_on_set_in_Vancouver_11mar10.aspx Fri, 12 Mar 2010 06:51:28 GMT 2010-03-12T06:51:28 JGL & Seth Rogen lainey@laineygossip.com Happy BDay and Happy March Break to one of my fave (former) roomies and great friend, Natasha! Cheers to a great year, Meegs To Kristina &ndash; Happy 22nd Birthday. You are NOT losing your youth ... what? This is crazy talk. http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_ShoutOuts_12mar10.aspx Fri, 12 Mar 2010 06:38:08 GMT 2010-03-12T06:38:08 March 12, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs lainey@laineygossip.com Dear Gossips, Congrats to Jane R, Robin A, Sally J, Michelle T, and Jill C for winning the 5 Factor book draw and to Vanessa C for winning the 2-week Licious Living meal delivery. Also to Kirstin M and Michele L for winning the H&amp;M Sonia Rykiel gift certificates. http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_11mar10.aspx Thu, 11 Mar 2010 06:29:00 GMT 2010-03-11T06:29:00 Thursday, March 11, 2010 lainey@laineygossip.com I worry a lot about Jessica Simpson. All the time. And sometimes I worry for Carey Mulligan. I worry that she&rsquo;ll get swept away. But I have never worried for Gwyneth. Girls like Gwyneth, connected like Gwyneth, raised like Gwyneth, they always end up ok. http://www.laineygossip.com/Gwyneth_Paltrow_presents_at_the_Laureus_Sports_Awards_.aspx Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:31:04 GMT 2010-03-11T16:31:04 GOOPy, are you poor? lainey@laineygossip.com The Bounty Hunter must be really sh-t. Because Jennifer Aniston is pulling out all the tricks. One trick in particular. I don&rsquo;t think I&rsquo;ve ever seen her in a shorter dress. This is not a bend over dress. http://www.laineygossip.com/Jennifer_Aniston_and_Gerard_Butler_at_UK_premiere_of_The_Bounty_Hunter_11mar10.aspx Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:14:26 GMT 2010-03-11T13:14:26 Can you see her hoo-hoo? lainey@laineygossip.com Earlier this week, a 10 second teaser trailer was released online in advance of the 90 second proper trailer for Twilight Eclipse. Yes, I&rsquo;m confused too. But it speaks to the Twilight Nation&rsquo;s eagerness to eat up anything, to buy up anything, to shoot up anything related to their franchise. http://www.laineygossip.com/Twilight_Eclipse_trailer_release_with_Remember_Me_11mar10.aspx Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:32:09 GMT 2010-03-11T12:32:09 Yay for constipation face and bad wigs! lainey@laineygossip.com Damn. You&rsquo;d think French people would be cooler about this sh-t (<a href="http://dlisted.com/node/36407 " target="_blank">Dlisted</a>) Another reason fame sucks: getting drunk on camera (<a href="http://thesuperficial. http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_11mar10.aspx Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:25:03 GMT 2010-03-11T11:25:03 Smutty Tingles lainey@laineygossip.com Shelfy just has to eat it. Yesterday Jessica Biel who is these days more shrink ass than she is shelf ass was in New York promoting Summit on the Summit: Kilimanjaro, the doc that was filmed during her climb up the mountain last month with the poor man&rsquo;s Shia LaBeouf and others. http://www.laineygossip.com/Justin_Timberlake_flirts_with_dancers_in_Vegas_while_Jessica_Biel_is_in_New_York_11mar10.aspx Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:20:16 GMT 2010-03-11T10:20:16 When Pippy’s in Vegas... lainey@laineygossip.com Keep begging you piece of sh-t. Chris Brown beat down his girlfriend last year. Then he went jetskiing. And he went to basketball games. And he only reported for community service because he was ordered to. http://www.laineygossip.com/Chris_Brown_begs_fans_to_help_him_get_radio_play_on_Saynow_11mar10.aspx Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:48:23 GMT 2010-03-11T09:48:23 Little Bitch has to beg lainey@laineygossip.com Porny was so cute and casual and pretty yesterday at the airport. <a target="_blank" href="http://www.laineygossip.com/Jessica_Simpson_casual_and_pretty_from_LAX_to_NYC_10mar10.aspx">Click here</a> for a refresher. http://www.laineygossip.com/Jessica_Simpson_on_David_Letterman_11mar10.aspx Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:17:29 GMT 2010-03-11T09:17:29 As predicted... Sun, 14 Mar 2010 03:26:43 GMT http://www.laineygossip.com/LaineyGossipRssLink.aspx 10 Lainey Gossip RSS Sun, 14 Mar 2010 03:26:43 GMT