The latest celebrity news, gossip, and photos from LaineyGossip.com Elaine Lui Dear Gossips, Even her ex husband is helping her out. Kevin Federline&rsquo;s exclusive with People was released this morning while she celebrated her 27th birthday in New York last night. More on that later. http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_03dec08.aspx Wed, 03 Dec 2008 06:21:28 GMT 2008-12-03T06:21:28 Elaine Lui My husband and I, we are golf purists. And he&rsquo;s too cheap to pay for a cart. But mostly we walk the course because that&rsquo;s what golf is. You hit and hit and hit, and you walk, with your bag on your back, and you&rsquo;re tired, and you don&rsquo;t turn your hips because you&rsquo;re tired, because you&rsquo;ve been walking for hours, and the shots start to suffer, and if you come in with a good score having overcome all those elements, truly you can play the game. http://www.laineygossip.com/Justin_Timberlake_rides_around_on_golf_cart_at_Toluca_Lake.aspx Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:15:12 GMT 2008-12-03T16:15:12 Elaine Lui Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart tonight in London for the Twilight UK premiere. The mayhem wasn&rsquo;t exactly as dialed up as it was in America. Twilight fever is still catching on. Sigh. Kristen&rsquo;s dress&hellip; I love&hellip; so much. http://www.laineygossip.com/Kristen_Stewart_and_Robert_Pattinson_open_mouth_posing_at_UK_premiere_of_Twilight.aspx Wed, 03 Dec 2008 15:18:11 GMT 2008-12-03T15:18:11 Elaine Lui It was an easy choice: Michael Phelps has been named Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year. And while I&rsquo;m no longer <a href='http://www.laineygossip.com/Sponsored_Smut_The_Essence_of_the_Annual_Summer_Crush. http://www.laineygossip.com/Michael_Phelps_named_Sports_Illustrated_Sportsman_of_the_Year.aspx Wed, 03 Dec 2008 13:26:12 GMT 2008-12-03T13:26:12 Elaine Lui As I mentioned earlier in the Kristen Stewart post, am told that Lindsay Lohan was supposedly quite desperate for the Joan Jett part that Kristen has just confirmed. In other words, still no roles for Lilo. http://www.laineygossip.com/Lindsay_Lohan_loses_out_on_Joan_Jett_role_and_continues_getting_paid_for_parties_with_Samantha_Ronso.aspx Wed, 03 Dec 2008 11:54:13 GMT 2008-12-03T11:54:13 Elaine Lui Porny and Theology (<a href='http://dlisted.com/node/29560' target='_blank'>Dlisted</a>) Bombshells! (<a href='http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=6324&amp;folder=264' target='_blank'>Hollywood Tuna</a>) Sasha Fierce fights a Christmas tree (<a href='http://justjared. http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_03dec08.aspx Wed, 03 Dec 2008 11:35:22 GMT 2008-12-03T11:35:22 Elaine Lui Divorce apparently agrees with Guy Ritchie. He hasn&rsquo;t looked this relaxed in ages. Check him out in his jaunty little cap, leaving his pub the Punch Bowl last night at 1am smoking a mini cigar. Over in Argentina, Madonna too looked happy and even a little less scary, out for dinner with Guy Oseary but no sign of ARod. http://www.laineygossip.com/Guy_Ritchie_happy_in_London_and_Madonna_happy_in_Argentina.aspx Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:25:18 GMT 2008-12-03T10:25:18 Elaine Lui Shelf Ass Jessica Biel spent part of yesterday touring a new hospital and then hanging out with kids at LA&rsquo;s Children&rsquo;s Hospital during the Make The Difference Network holiday party. Clever Shelfy. http://www.laineygossip.com/Jessica_biel_visits_hospital_on_business_philanthropy.aspx Wed, 03 Dec 2008 09:41:37 GMT 2008-12-03T09:41:37 Elaine Lui My latest favourite bitch Kristen Stewart has just signed to play the title role in a Joan Jett biopic. LOVE! It&rsquo;ll be a nice change of pace for Kristen especially since she&rsquo;s to endure more Bella Swan in the sequel to Twilight which should start shooting within 6 months. http://www.laineygossip.com/Kristen_Stewart_to_play_Joan_Jett_in_biopic_thwarting_Lindsay_Lohans_hopes.aspx Wed, 03 Dec 2008 07:36:54 GMT 2008-12-03T07:36:54 Elaine Lui It&rsquo;s a subtle difference but it&rsquo;s there &ndash; Granny must be taking a break from her surgeon because over in Europe, while promoting the steadily sinking Australia, Gran looks a wee bit softer than she has in a long, long time. http://www.laineygossip.com/Nicole_Kidman_promotes_Australia_in_Europe_looking_less_like_a_block_of_hard_marble.aspx Wed, 03 Dec 2008 07:13:00 GMT 2008-12-03T07:13:00 Elaine Lui Remember when the Alba Bitch said she wanted to be known for her talent and not for her looks? Well&hellip; It actually depends how much you pay her. Campari paid her so she sold out. And now she&rsquo;s starring in the Campari calendar, doing what she does best &ndash; showing off her body. http://www.laineygossip.com/Jessica_Alba_sells_out_for_Campari_event_in_origami_dress_.aspx Wed, 03 Dec 2008 06:58:58 GMT 2008-12-03T06:58:58 Elaine Lui Ew! Not me. But I&rsquo;m not a member of the MiniVan Majority. And the MiniVan Majority has embraced Kevin Federline. Otherwise People would not have slapped him on the cover with the booboos during the holiday fanfare. http://www.laineygossip.com/Kevin_Federline_interview_with_People_Magazine_about_Britney_Spears_as_she_celebrates_her_birthday_i.aspx Wed, 03 Dec 2008 06:45:15 GMT 2008-12-03T06:45:15 Elaine Lui Sean Avery is getting exactly what he wants. His parents must be so proud. Quick background for those who missed it yesterday: Sean Avery is the douchebag forward currently playing for the Dallas Stars, acquired in the off season from the New York Rangers. http://www.laineygossip.com/Sean_Avery_calls_Elisha_Cuthbert_his_sloppy_seconds_to_impress_Paris_Hilton.aspx Wed, 03 Dec 2008 06:32:23 GMT 2008-12-03T06:32:23 Elaine Lui To Kat &ndash; good luck at the Most Gifted Wrapper Competition at Rockefeller Centre on Friday! http://www.laineygossip.com/December_3_2008__Smutty_ShoutOuts.aspx Wed, 03 Dec 2008 06:22:45 GMT 2008-12-03T06:22:45 Elaine Lui Dear Gossips, Britney Spears performed on Good Morning America this morning &ndash;her first American audience, on her birthday, with her boys in the front row, under a top hat, and a body that looked like it was ripped from 2002&hellip;did you watch? Circus needs to grow on me. http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_02dec08.aspx Tue, 02 Dec 2008 06:50:20 GMT 2008-12-02T06:50:20 Elaine Lui Career-wise, for Anne Hathaway, it couldn&rsquo;t get any better. Rachel Getting Married, the film that has announced her arrival as a serious acting contender, was nominated today for 6 Independent Spirit Awards, tied for most this year with Frozen River and Ballast. http://www.laineygossip.com/Anne_Hathaway_nominated_for_Independent_Spirit_Award_and_a_good_chance_at_Oscar_.aspx Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:20:41 GMT 2008-12-02T18:20:41 Elaine Lui What makes me craziest? Hearing people, when talking about celebrities, actually trying to relate to them &ndash; a frequent theme in my inbox: Lainey, be nice. Lainey, try to understand. Lainey, more compassion please. http://www.laineygossip.com/Victoria_Beckham_says_shes_not_a_famewhore_even_though_shes_a_famewhore.aspx Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:47:00 GMT 2008-12-02T17:47:00 Elaine Lui Check out the alert bar on the People.com website today&hellip;Kevin Federline tells his side of the story. Coming tomorrow Wednesday 8am ET. Whaaaaa!!!!!?????? And the timing. The timing could NOT be better. http://www.laineygossip.com/Kevin_Federline_tells_all_to_People_Magazine_during_Britney_comeback_week.aspx Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:38:17 GMT 2008-12-02T16:38:17 Elaine Lui Last night&rsquo;s Gossip Girl&hellip; not so sharp. And still a not so sharp Gossip Girl is much much MUCH more watchable than 90210. Seriously. What happened there? How did they screw that up? Sorry to digress. http://www.laineygossip.com/Gossip_Girl_Snowflake_Ball_recap.aspx Tue, 02 Dec 2008 14:04:52 GMT 2008-12-02T14:04:52 Elaine Lui Robert Pattinson returned home to London today in advance of the UK premiere of Twilight. How much you want to bet Sienna Miller will be all over this in a matter of days? If she isn&rsquo;t already? Not likely. http://www.laineygossip.com/Robert_Pattinson_and_Camilla_Belle_having_lunch_fueling_speculation_they_are_dating.aspx Tue, 02 Dec 2008 11:07:28 GMT 2008-12-02T11:07:28 Thu, 04 Dec 2008 04:48:58 GMT http://www.laineygossip.com/LaineyGossipRssLink.aspx 10 Thu, 04 Dec 2008 04:48:58 GMT