Guesses, guesses, guesses

July 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Lance Armstrong does not play the sympathy card. But you’re very, very close, geographically speaking. The Belle from Hell is not Farrah Fawcett or Suzanne Somers. Fast forward about 20 years and a much longer employment record. To the Le Chateau girls: Andie McDowell isn’t your girl. Wrong products, right approach. Belle is also not Michelle Pfeiffer. Because Michelle Pfeiffer makes movies. And good ones at that. Sharon Stone – same thing. Besides, I hear Sharon is nice to work for. Strike out Calista Flockhart too. Calista adopted didn’t she? And finally, it’s not Brooke Shields. Although that’s probably as warm as it gets.