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Johnny Depp doesn’t give a f-ck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2014 15:23:26 November 27, 2014 15:23:26

Johnny Depp covers the new DETAILS. Into The Woods is coming out soon. He plays the Big Bad Wolf. So this interview is about how he doesn’t give a f-ck anymore. Even though his last few movies took a dump at the box office, Johnny Depp isn’t just over it, he was never a part of it. He is beyond criticism. Full Story

No neck for your birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2011 12:59:50 March 14, 2011 12:59:50

It was Kellan Lutz’s birthday this weekend. So he celebrated at a cheesy party in Vegas. As you can see, he was not accompanied by a neck, and unfortunately no one thought to give him one. That’s what my present to Kellan would have been: a neck. And if you could gift someone with the ability to not be so f-cking lameass, I would have bought him that too. Full Story

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How Gosling dates

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2011 06:50:00 March 2, 2011 06:50:00

In case you missed it – I was the first to report yesterday that Ryan Gosling and Olivia Wilde are hooking up. Click here for a refresher. The video of their date has since been pulled off of YouTube. Wonder if there was some cash money involved. Full Story

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MTV lame sh-ts kiss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2010 07:23:00 June 7, 2010 07:23:00

The Movie Awards are not a secret. They know. They always know. This is why Rachel & Ryan were able to choreograph their classic. It’s why Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson themselves were able to predetermine their blueball acceptance last year. Which is why last night’s lame sh-ts kiss/hidden kiss whatever was totally unacceptable. Full Story

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