This Gross needs the Gossip Genie
LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have been married a year now. There was some kind of vow renewal. And then they went on holiday last week where she showed off her ass in several bikinis. What? Of course the paps were there. One pap was there. So the shots are exclusive and it happens to be the same agency that keeps getting pictures of them while they’re on the beach, getting engaged, and generally just being gross.
Interestingly enough though, the other day when PEOPLE.com posted about their wedding anniversary, it was the most read article on their site. Homewrecking has paid off for LeAnn. She has never been more famous.
But here’s where we need the Gossip Genie. I can’t take credit for this wish - it came from a reader called Rob yesterday who wrote:
“I think they should get Eddie Cibrian to play Richard Burton in that Liz movie that Lohan is in. Not that I like him, but I think it would just make great gossip considering the dynamics with LeAnn rimes hovering around. Maybe even a throw down between LeAnn & Lohan. What do you think”
Rob, I think you are a genius. On so many levels. Let’s start with LifeTime. It was on a LifeTime movie of the week where LeAnn and Eddie first met and started f-cking, non? (I don’t care enough to Google this to confirm. It’s a f-cking movie of the week. I mean, what else is there?) And Lindsay Lohan’s Liz Taylor project is indeed a movie of the week. On LifeTime. They’re looking for their Dick.
It’s not like acting skills are required here.
It’s not like Eddie Cibrian has so much going on he would turn it down.
It’s not like fidelity is an Eddie Cibrian attribute.
It’s not like married men would be off-limits for Lindsay Lohan.
It’s not like they’re all don’t deserve each other.
Can we make this happen?