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Celebrity legal battles.

Justin Bieber confirms it’s his penis by threatening to sue over his penis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2015 14:48:40 October 9, 2015 14:48:40
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Justin Bieber’s dick took over the internet late Wednesday and through Thursday. And now he’s threatening to sue. The New York Daily News was the first to publish censored photos of JB free-cocking in Bora Bora on Wednesday afternoon. According to The Hollywood Reporter, a letter from JB’s legal team was sent to the newspaper on Wednesday. Full Story

Sean Penn is not Terrence Howard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2015 20:08:57 September 22, 2015 20:08:57
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Sean Penn is suing Lee Daniels for $10 million alleging that Daniels has defamed him. Here’s a quick background: To promote Empire, Daniels was interviewed recently in The Hollywood Reporter and when asked about Terrence Howard being, um, Terrence Howard, and his history of abusing women, Daniels’s made a point about how Terrence is being unfairly vilified for it when so many high profile white actors have the same sh-t on their resumés: “(Terrence) ain’t done nothing different than Marlon Brando or Sean Penn, and all of a sudden he’s some f*ckin’ demon. Full Story

Blake & Miranda: his and her cheating rumours

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2015 16:59:57 August 5, 2015 16:59:57
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IN TOUCH Magazine is reporting that Blake Shelton and Cady Groves hooked up and that’s why he and Miranda Lambert are over. Now Blake is threatening to sue IN TOUCH. According to TMZ, his lawyers have sent the magazine a letter warning that he’ll take them to court if they don’t retract their story. Full Story

Bradley Cooper: I’m suing too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2015 20:20:31 June 10, 2015 20:20:31
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Maria just emailed me wondering if Bradley Cooper and Leonardo DiCaprio share the same lawyer. The two are good friends, as you know. And they both date models, as you know. And now they’re both suing French magazine Oops! Leo is suing Oops! for making up a story about him knocking up Rihanna. Full Story

Leo sues

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2015 20:16:40 June 8, 2015 20:16:40
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Leonardo DiCaprio is suing French magazine Oops! over a story they ran about him getting Rihanna pregnant but that he doesn’t want to have anything to do with the baby. According to TMZ, Leo’s people contacted Oops! to tell them they were full of sh-t, and the French gossips were like, yeah, we know, whatever. Full Story

Australia REALLY hates Johnny Depp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2015 19:59:01 May 26, 2015 19:59:01
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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard left Australia yesterday – click here to see shots of them trying to avoid paps in their car on the way to their private jet. Earlier in the day, the Australian senate held a meeting to decide whether or not he would be charged for violating the quarantine when they snuck their dogs into the country a few weeks ago. Full Story

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Whatever Happened to Mischa Barton?

Maria Posted by Maria at April 8, 2015 19:11:40 April 8, 2015 19:11:40
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Mischa Barton is in a strange spot career-wise. She’s not old enough to be “forgotten” but she’s not relevant enough to come up as a casting choice. Basically her trade is horror movies and traveling theatre productions. I wondered why she hadn’t tried a CW show but in fact she has, in 2012. Full Story

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The Clooneys $600 selfie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2015 18:11:34 April 6, 2015 18:11:34
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Amal and George Clooney will be spending the summer at their home in Lake Como next month and apparently there’s going to be a birthday party and a temporary bylaw has been passed that’s supposed to be to deter paps and gawkers. They’re making it so that if you violate the ban, you could be fined $600. Full Story

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Jeremy Renner’s divorce drama is over

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 2, 2015 15:07:06 April 2, 2015 15:07:06
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The last we heard in Jeremy Renner’s ongoing and super messy divorce drama, he and estranged wife Sonni Pacheco were hurling insults and accusing each other of being unfit parents. She said, he said, well now the court has said. Yesterday Renner and Pacheco’s custody case was settled and Renner got his way on all points—no spousal support, joint custody, and the $13K/month in child support originally offered. Full Story

Pardoning Marky Mark

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2014 14:10:55 December 8, 2014 14:10:55
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When Mark Wahlberg was 16 years old, he tried to rob a man who was carrying two cases of beer. He beat the man with a stick. He called the man a “Vietnamese f-cking sh-t”. Then he fled the scene and ran into another man, also Vietnamese. Marky Mark ended up punching this man in the eye. Full Story

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