Tranny … Step Off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2007 00:00:00 May 25, 2007 00:00:00

Ummm…she might look a little less bunk and all but, as Dylan would say, trying to lance my Leo is crossing the line.

Apparently it went down in Cannes. Last Saturday Jessica Simpson was following Leo around like a love sick tranny, desperately hoping he’d want a taste of her low budget cheese. Fortunately for the sanctity of my Freebie Five, he wanted no part of that piece, and instead “seemed freaked out and kind of ignored her.”

Straight up, y’all. That’s my man.

A modeliser through and through, at least he has some taste, non? Leo dabble on John Mayer’s pissed-overs?

As erf.
PS. Leo and Bar? Still ON.


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