Another case of Hollywood Romantic Musical Chairs. TMZ is reporting that Hermy has hooked up with Kelly Slater, former lover of Gisele Bundchen, to whom she went running after breaking up with Leonardo DiCaprio who of course was Cam’s co-star in Gangs of New York and with whom she was seen chatting rather closely after the Globes.
Makes total sense to me. After all, we’re talking about an Intersex who endured 3 years with a pipsqueak who can’t find his own balls. As such, I’ve no doubt Cam could use a little more testosterone to match up with her own.
The two are apparently together in Hawaii bonding over their mutual love of surf. And burping. And farting. And other unladylike pastimes so beautifully manifest in our favourite Herm.
TOTALLY approve of this couple…