But, but, but…where’s Jonah?!?
Leonardo DiCaprio was out for dinner last night in LA. And Lukas Haas is back! But…do you see Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange?
There are 3 more sleeps to Oscar Sunday where both Leo and Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange are up for awards. At the end of the night, will they both go home without one? Jared Leto is considered the lock of his category, much like Christopher Plummer was the lock of the category a couple of years ago when the camera cut to Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange and showed his sucky face.
And while Leo’s been campaigning harder than we’ve ever seen him campaign, some say Matthew McConaughey built up too much of a lead. If Leo loses to him, wouldn’t you want to hear that conversation? Who does Leo vent to? Probably Lukas, right? Because he wouldn’t want to show that side of himself to Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange. He would only say it to Lukas – f-ck me, for all the good work that I’ve done, and my talent is undeniable, I lose to a guy with TWO slogans (alright, alright, alright and JKL) from Fool’s Gold who keeps taking his shirt off? REALLY?!?