Shelfy’s shiny pants

December 8, 2011 21:20:05 Posted at December 8, 2011 21:20:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Bauer

Jessica Biel has been hustling New Year’s Eve pretty hard around the world. The last few days it’s been in New York. This morning it was The Today Show. And these spectacularly terrible shiny green sateen pants. Don’t you wish you could see them without the coat on? To truly appreciate how bad they are? Look, they’re wrinkling at the crotch already. Full Article

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Sasha Finds Turquoise Earrings

December 8, 2011 19:07:55 Posted at December 8, 2011 19:07:55
Sasha Posted by Sasha

Dear Sasha, I am getting married in Mexico in 2013 (yes, a long time from now but I like to plan ahead), and am trying to find a pair of turquoise drop earrings to wear on my wedding.  Gloria (Sofia Vergara) from Modern Family was wearing a great example of what I'd like - I have been trying to find a picture to send you but can't find one online. Full Article

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Sasha Finds: Sparkly Holiday Dresses

December 8, 2011 18:51:22 Posted at December 8, 2011 18:51:22
Sasha Posted by Sasha

Sasha, you’ve talked a lot about sequins and sparkles – so can you find me a dress for my holiday party. 250 bucks is my max so no more than that.  L Oh L, there are so many great party shimmery dresses out right now but I’ll narrow down a few of my favorites!  We’re seeing a lot of the color green right now – it looks great on any skin tone. Full Article

Sasha Answers: Can I drink my own wine?

December 6, 2011 19:26:43 Posted at December 6, 2011 19:26:43
Sasha Posted by Sasha

 Dear Sasha, I love wine.  I love red wine.  I won't hesitate to spend $20, $40, $60 on a bottle of wine.  So here is my question to you:  whenever I go to a dinner party, house party, etc. I always bring the host a gift and a bottle of the wine that I would drink.  Sometimes when at these parties, the host provides great wine as well but also, some provide the cheapest wine they can find. Full Article

Carpets & Candids: Julianne Moore’s length or shoes

December 6, 2011 15:21:31 Posted at December 6, 2011 15:21:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Splash, Marc Stamas/Getty

To me it’s either the length or the shoes in this case. If she has to wear the dress, she can’t go with these shoes. It should be a pump. Or at least something that doesn’t travel all the way up her ankle, cutting off the amount of leg she has to show under the knee. If it were me then, I’d have kept the shoes, because she has such great legs, and gone with a different outfit. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Bowl-cut and bad shoes

December 6, 2011 14:56:20 Posted at December 6, 2011 14:56:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Make me look like Dorothy Hamill, that had to have been the request from Country Bitch last night to the stylist doing her hair. Otherwise, what kind of a professional would lower themselves like this??? And those shoes are f-cking ugly. Looks like purple Velcro on a 10 year old playing Wonder Woman dress up. Full Article

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Sasha Answers: Victim of The Office Meangirl

December 5, 2011 19:00:05 Posted at December 5, 2011 19:00:05
Sasha Posted by Sasha

Help! I am being meangirled at work by a horrible person.  Things were cool when I started here. A was super nice to me and we lunched and hanged out all the time. She is very close to my boss, so the three of us would hang out. I thought it was great! But, things started to go down hill...i started to notice that they were spending a lot of time in his office - gossiping about other coworkers. Full Article

Sasha Answers: the old flame What If

December 5, 2011 18:55:49 Posted at December 5, 2011 18:55:49
Sasha Posted by Sasha

Dear Sasha, How do you tell someone that you haven't spoken with in almost ten years that you still think about and could quite possibly still have feelings for them. I have been dealing with this for some time now and just push it under the rug. All of this was fine and dandy until I got a message from him pretty much saying what I have been thinking all these years. Full Article

Carpets & Candids: High-Low SJP

December 5, 2011 18:46:03 Posted at December 5, 2011 18:46:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Brandon Todd/Splash, Michael Tran/Getty

I really, really, really love this black gown she wore to the Kennedy Centre Honours (while her husband looked predictably thrilled). There’s something very... Asian about it, non? A little like a hanbok, I think, in the skirt shape. I have always wanted a hanbok. SJP sort of seems like she could be wearing one. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Jessica Chastain in Marrakech

December 5, 2011 14:02:57 Posted at December 5, 2011 14:02:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Dominique Charriau/Getty

With the year she’s had, Jessica Chastain is probably the only actor to rival Michael Fassbender in 2011. And there is talk that she could show up at the Kodak Theatre next February with an Oscar nomination of her own. If that happens, I hope she’s getting the bad sh-t out of the way now. Check out Jessica at the Marrakech International Film Festival opening ceremony in a little girl’s cocktail dress of terrible length and the worst shoes ever. Full Article

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