Lilo & Spittle?

November 2, 2009 09:11:54 Posted at November 2, 2009 09:11:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

According to the UK tabloids which are mostly full of sh-t, Gerry Butler sprayed his spittle this weekend all over Lindsay Lohan.

They were both flown into Morocco for some hotel opening and spent the night grinding up on each other on the dance floor – so reports The Mirror claiming that Spittle drove Lilo away on a golf cart but not before she told the rag that:

He's hot, he's mine! I've got no ring on my finger so I'm going to have lots of fun. This is the most romantic place in the world.

Lilo lucid and able to string together a sentence at the end of the night? Please. Not sure how believable this is, especially when other sources insist that Spittle spread himself around to all the ladies at the party and did not focus his masticating mouth on just one target. Now this seems more plausible. Spittle is a pig. He believes it’s his right, his duty to distribute his sh-t, to honour as many women as possible with his attention. Why would he trifle with Lilo and those busted ass lips?

Apparently they looked so blue the other day the paps are suggesting they’re infected.

Here’s Gerry today in Berlin promoting his movie.

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