Everyone seems to be making a big deal about Demi’s little red nose the other night after celebrating Rumer’s 18th birthday in LA, alongside family and friends, including the notorious Lindsay Lohan.
And while I prefer to turn a naïve and blind eye to whatever it was that was ailing Demi’s nostrils, I will say that I’m not quite sure La Lilo is such a good role model for young Rumer who is apparently trying to Firecrotch her own movie career, with the support and guidance of all three of her parents.
How fitting then that I’ve just heard a new rumour about Rumer. That she could be the next to hop on the infamous Hollywood Diet http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=2902 following in the illustrious footsteps of her idol Lindsay and Lindsay’s arch nemesis Hilary and of course most recently Ashlee Simpson, and you’ll allow me a moment to gloat - my sources were right on about that one.
So shall we set our watches? Give or take 3 months, let’s say from the beginning of September, which would mean that by American Thanksgiving, Rumer Willis could be wasting away. Unless of course, Demi’s a better parent than Dina Lohan.
Here’s to hoping. Fingers crossed.