Britney: bare cooch, wonky tits

November 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Another night of hard partying, another night with Paris, and Lindsay too, but just to keep things fair, I’m told she did spend the entire day Monday at home in Malibu with her kids. And save your raggin’ - like I said, I’m giving her til after her 25th birthday. Besides, there are other things to focus on. Like how cute she looks but for those loose, swinging, uncontrollable breasts unharnessed and on display last night underneath an otherwise perfectly acceptable ensemble. The hat? The hat works for me. The glasses work too. And the red lipstick. And how fit she is in those jeans. It’s just those tits, you know? But still, if you believe that the crotch shots are gratuitous (and I do), then why bother being shocked at the fact that she deliberately didn’t wear a bra? Let’s turn instead to the career. An item in Page Six today – something about missing recording sessions and having to hire a 2nd rate manager (Larry Rudolph) because she didn’t want to pay the top rate one at full price. Her rep – whoever that is these days – denied the report, although as I’ve been saying for a while now…aren’t Hollywood publicists the new used car salesmen? Speaking of Spears and Lohan representation - Where is Leslie Sloane Zelnick these days? Did she fire them both? And will she be re-hired in time to clean up the ensuing mess from whatever celebrations these three throw themselves into this weekend? Still no confirmation yet on final plans for what they’ll end up doing – I don’t think they even know. But word is Paris has taken the lead in making sure Britney’s milestone is perfect. Which is why even more pappies have been summoned in preparation for what could be a 4 day-long bender starting on Thursday. PS. Have you seen the OTHER video from Saturday night? Before they made up? When Lilo calls Paris a Cokehead and Paris calls Lilo the Firecrotch? If not, check it out here. So Paris if is doing coke and Lindsay’s cracked out too…then where does that leave Britney? Source
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