Rosario Dawson has no friends
Costume Institute Galaand unfortunately her little lumps made a repeat appearance at the Clerks 2 screening the other night in Cannes. It"s the material, you see. She keeps leaning towards the most unflattering material - so unforgiving, so little room for error and if you"re a regular person, like Rosario, who eats normally, who hasn"t succumbed to the Hollywood Diet Doctors, a dress like this probably isn"t a good idea. I’m also getting a very distinct tranny vibe here, especially in the full body photo. Something about the hair and the jaw and the weird manly waist - it"s a picture perfect man in drag and definitely NOT the look she was after. Which naturally begs the question: where are her friends??? Because friends don"t let friends go out with little lumps everywhere over and over again. Friends don"t let friends go out with hermy Diaz face on the Cannes red carpet. So just like Lindsay Lohan, Rosario Dawson clearly needs new friends. Incidentally, I happen to be available.