Rosario Dawson has no friends
May 29, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 29, 2006 12:00:00
I"ll preface by saying that I adore Rosario Dawson. I thinks she"s walking sex. Love her. Having said that, I also think Rosario has a huge, huge problem. And her problem is that she is incapable of dressing herself. She is incapable of finding a dress that fits properly, that celebrates her curves and her vavoom and gives her body the oomph and the lift it deserves. The result of her incompetence was already illustrated earlier this month at the Costume Institute Galaand unfortunately her little lumps made a repeat appearance at the Clerks 2 screening the other night in Cannes. It"s the material, you see. She keeps leaning towards the most unflattering material - so unforgiving, so little room for error and if you"re a regular person, like Rosario, who eats normally, who hasn"t succumbed to the Hollywood Diet Doctors, a dress like this probably isn"t a good idea. I’m also getting a very distinct tranny vibe here, especially in the full body photo. Something about the hair and the jaw and the weird manly waist - it"s a picture perfect man in drag and definitely NOT the look she was after. Which naturally begs the question: where are her friends??? Because friends don"t let friends go out with little lumps everywhere over and over again. Friends don"t let friends go out with hermy Diaz face on the Cannes red carpet. So just like Lindsay Lohan, Rosario Dawson clearly needs new friends. Incidentally, I happen to be available.