Blonde, Orange, and Lycra

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2008 07:53:43 January 17, 2008 07:53:43

Can’t believe it’s 2008 and people still look like this. And in Hollywood too? Small town North America, maybe. Deep within the trailer park, absolutely. But on a red carpet? In Los Angeles? On a young starlet who should know better?

This is Lindsay Lohan. And this is unforgivable.

Lilo showed up at the premiere of Cloverfield last night wearing skin tight black with a dirty face and Ken Paves’ orgasmic weave all over her head. Her body is fit – no doubt. But who cares when everything else is so sh*t? Who cares when she’s just a pair of Louboutins away from being a Mall Girl.

The gulf between Lilo and Tara Reid is getting smaller… Can you think of a more insulting comparison?

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com


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