Blonde, Orange, and Lycra

January 17, 2008 07:53:43 Posted at January 17, 2008 07:53:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can’t believe it’s 2008 and people still look like this. And in Hollywood too? Small town North America, maybe. Deep within the trailer park, absolutely. But on a red carpet? In Los Angeles? On a young starlet who should know better?

This is Lindsay Lohan. And this is unforgivable.

Lilo showed up at the premiere of Cloverfield last night wearing skin tight black with a dirty face and Ken Paves’ orgasmic weave all over her head. Her body is fit – no doubt. But who cares when everything else is so sh*t? Who cares when she’s just a pair of Louboutins away from being a Mall Girl.

The gulf between Lilo and Tara Reid is getting smaller… Can you think of a more insulting comparison?

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