Some things are STILL shocking. And that’s why, even though you’re a gossip junkie, even though you think you’ve seen it all, you STILL won’t believe Dina Lohan in her new interview with Harper’s Bazaar.
First – she compares Lindsay to Diana, says she’ll die soon if the pappies don’t chill, ignoring of course the fact that her kid practically invites photographers to ride along with her when she’s out to be seen. What’s worse though is her shameless admission to living the high life, vicariously through Lilo – she brags about the glamour, the access, the clothes, the excess…and not only does she refuse to apologise for it, she’s actually PROUD of it:
On her lifestyle and her critics: "I"m living the American dream, and you can go . . ."
Oh no… it doesn’t stop there.
She also fiercely owns the fact that she wears Lindsay’s clothes and flaunts her assets: "If you can button it and clip it when you"re in your 40s, you"re going out,"
followed by a high five with the journalist conducting the interview… WTF???
And to top it all off, she acknowledges that she often lies about her identity. To George Clooney for example. Dina told him that she was Lilo’s personal assistant, presumably to appear younger, in the hopes that she could starf*ck her way into his bed. I’m thinkin’ he told her to beat it, but it doesn’t mean she won’t keep trying:
"I don"t want them to know I"m her mom," she said. "It"s a whole "nother demographic. People just go dark."
And just think – this f&cking hag has 2 OTHER children primed and ready for ruin. Can you imagine???