Lainey, did you see our boyfriend went to Folsom Prison?
And yes, I said OUR boyfriend, bring it bitch!
Oh no you dih-int. You need to watch yourself, girl. If you think I"m nasty when it comes to that fraud Jennifer Aniston, you have not known the depths of my evil until you have seen me defending my possession. Ask my best friend Erin. I recently defeated her claw for claw in the battle for Phoenix fanaticism. By the way - there have been rumours floating around about a possible Lindsay Lohan/Joaquin hook up a few weeks ago. No one I"ve talked to has been able to substantiate this. In fact, I"m hearing it"s total rubbish. However, there are whispers of a new woman in his life. Non showbiz personality. I"m trying to get my filthy hands on the hussy but he"s so damn private, I"m having a hard time scoring details. Promise to keep you posted.