Can’t say the same about the pinned eyeballs – and no, don’t tell me that’s just from flash. That, my fellow gossips, is the look of a girl stoned out of her f&ckin’ tree.
But hey – at least the dirty face has temporarily receded, though it’s been replaced by a tidy shade of orange… overbronzed trumps unclean, non?
Anyway, back to the suspicious pinnage. Great timing, actually. The kind of timing Hollywood is famous for. Today’s Page Six, an item about Lilo finally getting her sh-t together, that she was seen at an AA meeting a few days ago, that even though she didn’t spend Thanksgiving with her family in NYC because she supposedly did not want to be confronted with an intervention, her mother has flown to LA to try and talk her daughter into scaling back the hardcore lifestyle and according to the source, it seems to be working.
Right. Let me just sum up then, ok?
Dina Lohan is trying to straighten out her child? Dina Lohan? Who is probably even more outta control than Lilo?
Do you smell what I smell?