You know she’s my girl right? So you know I have her back against Jessica and Paris and now even Diddy, right? Because whatever she did, she is only 20, and even if she was bratty and talking loudly, did he really have to get her kicked out the club? Couldn’t he have pulled her into the Bentley and lectured her like a true Godfather? Don’t you think she could have used some of his words of wisdom? Now I love me some Puffy but seriously, major overreaction if you ask me. Lindsay Lohan is not supposed to get underneath Sean’s skin, you know what I mean?
Having said that, I really wish she’d chill on the battleground for a while. Not that I couldn’t use a good catfight every day but pretty soon, she’s going to end up taking on someone on the good side. Like Natalie Portman. Or even my Gwynnie. And as much as I believe in Lilo, those two ladies are the foundation of my gossip soul.
Girl needs to cool down her firecrotch. It is clearly overheating. And there is nothing worse than blowing out your firecrotch before the age of 20. Trust me, I know.
Anyway, check out Lindsay and her burning poon in NYC today, sashaying on some pretty healthy legs. Apparently she eats more than twice a week now. Small steps, gossips. Small steps.
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