It’s back. Lilo and her foundation problems – what the FRUCK is the problem???
Here she is, newly arrived in London, eager to hit the circuit – first stop Bond, the premiere then the afterparty, dirtyface noticeably dirtier as the night wore on, bloatface also present and accounted for. Interestingly enough, Paris Hilton was also in town and though we don’t know yet at press time whether or not they decided to c*nt it out over a few British boys, I’m hoping Lilo can finagle a royal meet and greet, not with the Queen but with her Red Destiny – Hot Harry and The Firecrotch…can you imagine?