Diary of 2 trainwrecks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2010 07:16:59 February 17, 2010 07:16:59

Mischa Barton lightened her hair yesterday. Actually looks a lot better. Has an old Hollywood feel to it. Mischa has been rough, like ROUGH ASS, for weeks. Perhaps this will signal a lift. It’s definitely an improvement. And while it might not get her leading roless, it just might land her a bit part on CSI. Or something. At this point, that’s what she is.

Over in London, Lindsay Lohan was supposed to be hosting a Haiti fundraiser. Somehow she made it through in one piece. Then of course she hit up a Brit Awards afterparty. With some riffraff and no household names. Not even in the UK. Apparently there was a marquee event around the corner... but she wasn’t invited. Shames.

Like Mischa, Lindsay also tried out the red on her massive swollen lips. Except with different results. In combination with that receding hairline, and the bloat that’s working itself around her chin, Lilo couldn’t beat out Mischa for a walk on on CSI. More shames.

Photos from Giovanni/Splashnewsonline.com

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