A drama queen comedown
Lindsay Lohan is not happy with the amount of attention she's received from her maybe-broken engagement and social media meltdown, so she posted this. Please read her caption.
I would appreciate if these speculations regarding my personal life would respectfully come to a halt. Unfortunately, a private matter has become more public than I can control and I would be extremely grateful if my fiancé and myself could discuss our personal matters on our own. There are more important things going on in the world than our relationship. Please leave us be to solve our personal matters.
So she spent hours crack-tweeting her (allegedly) cheating fiancé, calls a woman a hooker, throws up multiple shots and videos of Egor, and then she turns around and asks for her privacy because "a private matter has become more public than I can control." Translation: the story isn't going her way. People are not taking her side. She's not even trying to pretend that this is about anything more than getting her way.
Lindsay is insufferable and messy, but she's also shameless. She doesn't have an ounce of shame and she desperately needs it. But is the feeling of shame like one's conscience -- if you ignore it for long enough, it goes away? I'm not sure, because clearly the Lohan gene pool is shame-deficient.
Ground zero for this delusion is Michael Lohan, who should be eligible for entry into the Joe Jackson Hall of Fame any day now. He told Gossip Cop that Egor is a phony, a user, a cheater and a woman abuser. Ummmm….. is it too cliché to say “pot, meet kettle”? Michael Lohan is calling someone a user and a woman abuser?
I also took the time to find Michael’s Twitter (it’s not verified, hahahahahahahaha) and I guess this is what people refer to when they talk about the darknet. At deadline, he hadn’t tweeted about the particulars of this incident, but speaking of users, the background photo is of Michael and Lindsay, not any of his other children. He has like 5 or 6 right? Oh and he personally thanks Gossip Cop multiple times for “fixing the lies.” He must be on the outs with TMZ.
But enough about pops, let’s get back to the story that Lindsay wants us to stop talking about – you know, the one she originally started. She couldn’t resist a "more important things in the world" line -- another one celebs pull out when they don't like the angle of their latest drama. Yes of course there are more important things than celebrity gossip – there always has been and there always will be – but she didn’t seem so concerned with those things when she was balls-deep in posts about Russian hookers and nightclub videos.
As Lainey has said many times, celebrities want to turn the ecosystem into a dictatorship. Sometimes they are sly about it, rallying the Minivan Majority or freezing out unfriendly media. But this is how that entitlement manifests itself when you're dealing with a spoiled twat lacking any self-awareness.
"Please leave us be to solve our personal matters." Okkkkk. This is the dollar store version of “I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative.”
PS. Lindsay is now back in the US without Egor and her rep has released a statement to Page Six:
“Lindsay believes Egor has anger-management issues and she would like him to go to therapy. They both want to work things out. I cannot confirm her pregnancy.”