Express Yourself…by shutting your ass

October 17, 2008 08:07:08 Posted at October 17, 2008 08:07:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a universal truth well illustrated recently by someone like Keira Knightley: there are no thoughts more wise, more profound, more deeply f-cking original than the thoughts that are thought by those in their early 20s.

And if it happens to be an actor, that depth is even more pronounced.

No injustice is more unjustified, no drama more dramatic, no opinion more unimpeachable than that of a young actress in Hollywood…not unlike an indignant university sophomore, it’s pointless to argue but so amusing to observe.

They really do know everything, don’t they?

Doesn’t Lindsay Lohan know everything?

Lilo and Sam were in DC last night where Sam was hired to spin at a party. Lindsay, feeling the need to “express herself” in a club full of people, decided to take to her blog to share with her public what it feels like to be a celebrity, comparing it to living like an animal in the zoo, and all the while the only thing she really wants is to be left alone, in privacy.

This must be why she’s WRITING ON HER BLOG!!! Because that’s exactly how privacy is achieved. This must be why she accompanies Samantha to almost every gig under the guise of “support and sharing”. In her mind, privacy shouldn’t have to be sacrificed just because she wants to spend time with her lover at work. Boo hoo.

But never mind that Lindsay actually gets PAID for some of these parties too. How convenient it was to forget that part, non?

Then she goes on to attack Sarah Palin from the most unoriginal, unclever, unfunny angle ever. Even a 10 year old could have come up with this insult. And that’s the best Lindsay Lohan could do. F7ck her for making me defend Sarah Palin.

Brace yourself to be gifted by the amazing mind of Lindsay Lohan – her latest coke blog:

all grown up and .. an outsider for some nights..
How does it feel to be an outsider?....behind the scenes type of feeling.
Picture this in your head, if you're willing to focus for a second my friends ;)
Washington, D.C.- you're probably thinking that you are going to a monument of some sort... well, you're highly wrong loves....
Washington, D.C.-you're in a club, you are here for support for someone that you care for very much, VERY MUCH.. But, you're here just to chill and support, not to be seen and heard... Not to be on display in the dj booth...or to feel as if you are in a cage at the Bronx Zoo...
Do you see what i am getting at???
Alright, so i am literally sitting in the dj booth at a club in Washington, D.C. where Samantha is djing and they have a computer at the back of the booth, which i am on right now..
aside from the fact that she is an amazing dj and i am having a nice time, the glass mirror placed to my left to hide me from photos (literally) is making it all a bit uncomfortable!!!

This blog isn't really intended to mean much, it's just something to let people into my life-kind of a blog to let people know that i am working hard and i go out when samantha is working because she's pretty great to hear and i love to be around her and her energy as much as possible.

Sitting here makes me think about the fact that if Sarah Palin was in office, and living in Washington.. On a "slow" night, she would probably be dressing as one of the gossip girls or tina fey to try and "be cool" enough to get into this club.

I guess me thinking, and blogging about her gives her more attention and credit than she actually deserves.. but as Madonna says. "Express Yourself"

so.... i will
now and forever
be blessed
xx L


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