A Lohan Holiday

December 29, 2008 06:30:36 Posted at December 29, 2008 06:30:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is all about class.

Just before Christmas, Lindsay Lohan posted a message on her MySpace, because this is where we should all reveal our family secrets, telling her fans that her dad admitted recently that he’d fathered another child while cheating on her mother. Then she compared herself to Britney Spears and offered these words of wisdom, words she’s claiming to live by:

“because at the end of the day, you have to look at yourself in the mirror and see who you really are. stripped of all the distractions in life.”

How long has it been since Lilo looked herself in the mirror stripped of all the distracting cocaine in her life?

Since these are the Lohans, needless to say, Michael Lohan had to publicly respond. On his own blog!

Today, on TMZ, my darling daughter Lindsay was asked for a comment in response to me saying, "Samantha is on drugs!"

Lindsay’s only response was, “look at him!”

WOW! Linds, how forthright! Let me ask you; was it me who was actually pictured in the train station with a bag full of prescription drugs? Do you see me out partying with Lindsay, my other children or having raging wars with her? Was it me who jumped out of a DJ booth and punched Lindsay when she was with Calum Best? Did I drive Lindsay around for hours in LA until she fell asleep and before I ran low on gas only to call the paps and sell pictures to them? Uh uh!

As a matter of fact, I was the one who tried to keep those kinds of parasites away from Lindsay. Like the psycho stalker ‘AJ’s,’ the parasite publicist, the wanna be manager(s), the backstabbing bodyguards, and the not so helpful assistants and the in-laws from hell who spend their time getting high and robbing the victims of the 911 disaster relief fund.

No, not me, nor my family!

Sure, I made mistakes, but I righted the wrongs. I continue to hold myself accountable for everything I did and continue to do! I speak the truth! I love God and I love people who speak and know the truth!

NONE of us are perfect, but we should strive to be as perfect as we can. Don’t use people, don’t lie about people, don’t bare false witness, don’t be envious or jealous and certainly don’t LIE!

Remember, God is the TRUTH (John 14:6) and the devil is a liar (John 8:44). So you have two choices, represent God (the Truth) or the devil (a liar).

So, if you want the REAL Story, and if you want to have a voice and hear the truth, join right in!
May the wind be at your back and the light shine upon your life.

Typical Lohan Christmas. Typical Lohan Holiday. Which reminds me…

Lindsay’s 35 year old sister Ali sang a song by the same name, non? It’s the best thing ever. Lohan Rossum!

A Lohan Holiday

This is Lindsay’s skinny ass after a hair appointment on Sunday and also with Samantha Ronson on Boxing Day and before that shopping on Christmas Eve. She’s heading to Miami this week to get cranked while hosting a NYE party at Mansion.

Photos from Wenn.com

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