Crank blonde and posing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2010 07:28:14 May 26, 2010 07:28:14

She fixed her busted extensions, hit up the salon yesterday for several hours to work out some new hair, and Lindsay Lohan emerged blonde at the end of it. She does look better... I guess... but lightening doesn’t fix the face bloat, or those f-cked up lips.

Still, what matters is what she thinks. And Lilo clearly thinks it’s hot. I love these pictures. Look at her, arching her back, sticking out her ass for the paps, hungrily making up for lost time – she wasn’t photographed at all for nearly 24 hours, she was missing it.

Lilo of course is now tracking around that ankle monitor. According to TMZ however she is still allowed to pop pills, another explanation for her good mood. See? Rock bottom, we’re not even close. This bitch doesn’t feel sorry for herself. You don’t need to feel sorry for her.

But while her people keep insisting that she’s serious about work and actually does have new projects on the go, the episode in Cannes has made others increasingly nervous. How will they ever insure her work? Why bother taking on that kind of headache? Unless of course it’s porn.

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