Attempted Murder is Not a Felony

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2007 07:17:22 August 22, 2007 07:17:22

For you and me? Maybe. But for Lindsay Lohan? For a celebrity who twice – that we know of, that she was arrested for – climbs behind the wheel of her car, drunk and stoned off her tree, and attempts to murder everyone on the road...this is evidently not a felony.

As it turns out, the LA DA’s office will likely not be pressing charges, will likely drop the charges to misdemeanors instead, which means the most, most, most Lilo will face behind bars – which isn’t likely anyway – is 4 days.

Rocky Delgadillo failed us this time, non?

Apparently Lohan’s legal team has been in constant communication with the authorities and a plea deal is being worked out. Once again, no accountability in Hollywood. Once again a free ride.

And of course on top of that, a free ride that’s documented in photos.

Tell me this doesn’t stink of Dina Lohan.

In the latest issue of OK Magazine, Lindsay is featured in a “candid” photo spread at her rehab facility in Utah. In this photo – attached – she is studiously reading a copy of her Alcoholic Anonymous guide book. Snort.

No but seriously, how serious can you be about rehab if you invite a magazine to come take photos of you inside rehab???

Bitch… please!!!

Hate to undermine her efforts at getting clean but if sending a message about getting clean is a priority when you’re trying to get clean, I’m not sure actually getting clean is really the priority. And so yet again, she is pissing on the process as a whole, pissing on what treatment really means. Way to go.

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