Still no Oscar

July 4, 2016 20:14:35 Posted at July 4, 2016 20:14:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan’s 30th birthday was on Saturday. My friend Lorella reminded me…

She still hasn’t won that Oscar yet. Not that anyone was expecting her to, but for literally 10 years now, Lindsay Lohan has been telling people that that’s the plan. Ten years ago, actually, is how I remember it the first time. In an interview with InStyle, Lindsay was asked what she hoped for by the time she turned 30.

"I want to get married before I'm 30. And have my house. And make the kind of record I want. And I'd like to win an Oscar before then."

She actually once said to Rupert Grint that she’d like to win one before she turned 25. And then a few years later, after several arrests, she mentioned it again to Jay Leno on The Tonight Show that by the age of 30 (she was 24 at the time) she would be “Hopefully, sitting here after winning an Oscar”.

Lindsay Lohan is 30. She is not an Oscar winner. She is engaged though. To a rich kid 8 years younger who looks like a wannabe James Franco. He took her to Greece to celebrate her birthday.


My baby is cooking for all of us on another beautiful day filled with #LILOIS30 #loveandlight 🙏🏻 amen

A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on

First of all, “my baby” is gross. Also, she tried to create her own birthday hashtag and nobody cared.

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