When a bitch is broke, she will resort to anything. When a bitch is broke and cranked, well, the f-ckery is epic.
I’ve been in LA for a week. Have updated a few files, touched base with sources etc. The overwhelming consensus among industry insiders in Hollywood is that Lindsay Lohan isn’t even a discussion anymore. There is no chance for a comeback. She is unhireable (should be a real word) and – worse – obsolete. It’s not just that she’s nuts, it’s also that there’s no need for her. And that’s what hurts the most. No one can find any value in Lilo. That sh-t, they say, is done. And apparently Ungaro doesn’t want to have anything to do with her either. The label has confirmed that they’ve cut her out.
Which is why she’s starting to get really creative. You thought she was desperate before? Do not underestimate the Lohan desperation.
Now there’s a lawsuit against E-Trade. Over a commercial. The commercial features two babies talking. One baby is the boyfriend who forgot to call and the other baby is the girlfriend who’s ragging on him and jealously wants to know if that “milk-o-holic Lindsay” was the reason why boy baby bailed on her.
Said Team Lilo:
"They used the name Lindsay. They're using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn't they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody's talking about it and saying it's Lindsay Lohan."
Because the name Lindsay is so terribly uncommon. And anytime it’s used pejoratively, you are VIOLATING HER COPYRIGHT...
And the lawsuit is for $100 MILLION.
The ad in question is below:
F-cking crazy bitch.
Check her out in Paris at Fashion Week. Kenzo yesterday, Chanel today, the most busted face for a 23 year old ever. Someone needs to update Karl Lagerfeld that he’s featuring a loser in his front row.
Photos from Wenn.com and KCSPresse/Splashnewsonline.com