House Arrest party

June 13, 2011 10:20:38 Posted at June 13, 2011 10:20:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

True story: I was just thinking this morning of writing in the open a note about how we went all last week without any pap photos taken from inside Lindsay LOHAN’s house during her house arrest. Then I thought better of it because, well, you know.

And, well, you know. She threw a rooftop party this weekend and gave us a lot of side titty action. A lot of titty action period. Here’s Lindsay LOHAN at her home in Venice, changing twice for photographers, smoking cigarettes, suffering through her punishment with her friends, and I guess having alcohol around is ok now, right? But then, when was alcohol NOT around?

Summer is just beginning. And it’s not like she ever makes good decisions.

You know, last week at the MTV Movie Awards, Reese Witherspoon got up on stage and scolded people for making sex tapes and sending cock and boob shots and getting involved in dumbass reality shows. Lindsay LOHAN tweeted that she “love(d) Reese Witherspoon sooooo much”. Now on Twitter she’s promoting that Kardashian business, a double reality show/sex tape offender. F-cking idiot.

Photos from Whittle/

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