The perfect marriage
Lindsay Lohan + Ed Hardy. Right? At this point… definitely.
We walked to Fashion Show Mall in Vegas the other day because I was hunting for my Elizabeth & James jacket at Nordstrom which I eventually ended up finding at Neiman Marcus and didn’t end up buying because they’re totally out of my size in store and online and F---------CK is all I have to say about that but on the way there we walked through Treasure Island, which they now call T.I. (lame) and inside Treasure Island is Christian Audigier The Nightclub and first I almost spat at the sign but then I laughed my ass off because why would anyone want to party at Christian Audigier The Nightclub???
Torture me at the blackjack table with idiots who split kings, I’ll do that for a week straight over partying at Christian Audigier The Nightclub. Christian Audigier is BUNK. And Ed Hardy is the worst f-cking bunk ass gear for desperate ‘roid chomping gang-raping douchebags ever. And now, according to Marc Malkin at E! Lindsay Lohan is apparently designing handbags for the line.
Justice, as she says.
Shame, as we say.
What a goddamn shame.
But then again… is there any other option?
Ed Hardy is the only stop Lindsay Lohan can make on her busted train to Has-Been. Manufacturing goods for club whores and scrags with nothing better do but ecstasy, wooo wooo-ing their way down the strip in fat stretch hummers looking for someone to pummel, this now is the Lohan Public.
Photos from Wenn.com