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July 8, 2009 07:13:28 Posted at July 8, 2009 07:13:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Among other things.

Ever heard of a movie called The Hangover? It’s this summer’s smash comedy, has grossed so far in excess of $200 million. That’s all.

According to Us Weekly, the part played by Heather Graham (a stripper) was initially offered to Lindsay Lohan by director Todd Phillips. Todd Phillips directed what my husband considers the greatest movie of all time: Old School. Todd Phillips isn’t a minor player.

But apparently Lilo read the script and deemed it inferior.


With cinematic gems like I Know Who Killed Me and Labour Pains on her resumé her decision totally makes sense, right?

F-cking idiot.

This is Lilo yesterday meandering aimlessly around town as usual, popping into a jewellery store and then, per Splash News hit up an ATM but was rejected.

Low on cash? Time to host another party!


Photos from Wenn.com and Splashnewsonline.com

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