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Does red improve her face?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2012 17:19:04 March 9, 2012 17:19:04
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Lindsay Lohan is back to red hair. It’s better, for sure, for her face. It almost mutes the sh-t that she did to it while the blonde was almost like a magnifying glass, highlighting the extremes: the lips, the cheeks. But is it enough?Is it enough to not be distracting?Is it enough to put her in a position of consideration for roles that are not “drug-addicted sister” or “hooker with a secret”? Is it enough to put her in the same conversation as Anne Hathaway or Jennifer Lawrence?To me? No. Full Story

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Everything in Lohan perspective

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2012 21:19:40 March 6, 2012 21:19:40
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Earlier today, Michael K at Dlisted posted these photos of Debbie Harry and Lindsay Lohan. Harry was horrifyingly mistaken for Lohan. Debbie Harry, by the way, is 66. Lindsay Lohan is 25. And then there’s Tara Reid...There was a time when it couldn’t get worse than Tara Reid. Full Story

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Lindsay Lohan’s meaningless SNL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2012 15:43:25 March 5, 2012 15:43:25
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I was at a junket on Saturday waiting with other reporters when the subject of Lindsay Lohan came up. Almost everyone agreed that she would be solid that night on SNL. And then we disagreed on whether or not it would mean anything, lead to a career comeback. There were 6 of us. Curiously, both Canadians were of the opinion that even if Lohan was awesome, it still wouldn’t make a difference because her face is now too far gone to recover, to put her in contention for any significant roles beyond “prostitute junkie sister who helps main character escape”. Full Story

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Still the asshole who namechecks the Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2012 16:21:16 March 1, 2012 16:21:16
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Lindsay Lohan’s interview with Matt Lauer on The Today Show aired this morning. She says she’s changed and learned and is ready to move on and whatever, the same sh-t she’s been saying for years. And then, of course, when asked what she’ll be doing in 5 years, what she’ll be like at 30, the FIRST THING OUT OF HER MOUTH, right off the top, is:“Hopefully I’ll have just come from the Oscars this past weekend. Full Story

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All the wrong colours

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2012 19:17:26 February 22, 2012 19:17:26
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Toby Canham/Kevork Djansezian/Getty

Lindsay Lohan went to court today and it’s been, oh, 4 months or so since she last f-cked up. The Judge was pleased that she’d completed the community service that was expected of her.Why are we being asked to stand up and applaud the fact that she FOLLOWED ORDERS??? Someone posted a question yesterday during the liveblog about Whitney Houston and Lohan, whether or not she could be next. Full Story

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Oh, it’s your birthday?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2012 18:21:00 February 22, 2012 18:21:00
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Even if you’ve forgotten, or if you don’t care to know, Jennifer Love Hewitt will always remind you when it’s her birthday. She was at The Ivy yesterday (people still go there?) with some friends celebrating HER BIRTHDAY when, amazingly, the paps were able to shoot her with a sign in her hand announcing that it was HER BIRTHDAY. Full Story

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This won’t get you work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2012 15:50:13 February 9, 2012 15:50:13
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Wenn, Jamie McCarthy/Jemal Countess/Getty

So...here’s how Lindsay Lohan looked last night at the AMFAR Gala in New York. Remember, she is only 25 years old. And apparently still wants to play Victoria Gotti even though that sh-t was shut down a long time ago. You know, there was a time when her hair, it wasn’t such a cheap mess, even her extensions. Full Story

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Elizabeth Taylor & Lindsay Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2012 20:27:03 January 10, 2012 20:27:03
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I’m sure you’ve heard...Deadline reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan is negotiating to star in a Lifetime movie about Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. I know your first inclination is to punch yourself in the face from disgust. I get it. Full Story

Best & Worst of 2011: Lohans at the Kardashian wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2011 23:37:12 December 12, 2011 23:37:12
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Worst because obviously.Best because, don’t lie, seeing these two pieces of sh-t taking third place at a loser’s wedding gave you a lot of joy. Here’s a refresher: Lindsay Lohan wearing what I called a knock off of a knock off of a Cavalli barely containing her middle age tits looking older than her mother. Full Story

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Heads up casting agents...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2011 20:09:49 December 9, 2011 20:09:49

Lindsay Lohan’s entire Playboy spread has been leaked online. So... Playboy’s million dollar investment is now available for free on the internet five days before newsstands sales. That’s a lesson for anyone making a deal with that piece of sh-t. They were stupid enough to do it and to put a clause in there to withhold half the payment until the issue is officially available for purchase. Full Story