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Crank tweets: the human rights violation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2010 08:02:08 July 8, 2010 08:02:08

Lindsay Lohan managed to stay home yesterday following her sentencing. She actually did not go to her own birthday party. They must have had to strap that sh-t down to stop her from leaving the house. Forced to abstain from the circuit for just one night Lilo, naturally, tweaked out on Twitter, addressing the Nail Polish F-ck U situation: “didn't we do our nails as a joke with our friend dc? it had nothing to do w/court. Full Story

See you at the club tonight?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2010 16:29:52 July 6, 2010 16:29:52

First off... I LOVE TMZ. Because was the best sh-t I’ve seen in weeks. From that hardass prosecutor who would not relent, to Judge Revel who gave it to her in the end, and of course courtesy of Lindsay Lohan herself, and the tears, and the wailing... The wailing! Did you notice that the wailing reached its peak when she found out she couldn’t take off the SCRAM from now until she has to report for jail time? Like THAT is the biggest tragedy of it all. Full Story

New crank lips for court

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2010 13:33:44 July 6, 2010 13:33:44

Lindsay Lohan has been in court all day for f-cking up her life. TMZ is the best source for the blow by blow but in short – she has a kick ass lawyer, the prosecutor is out for her ass and claims that there are witnesses and a lot of proof that Lilo was drinking the night her SCRAM went off, and the judge has also heard testimony that Lilo kept skipping out on her alcohol ed classes too. Full Story

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Lilo tests clean?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2010 08:05:33 June 18, 2010 08:05:33

Apparently she tested alcohol-free after her scram went off. This is what her lawyer says, and TMZ reports that the Probation Department has cleared her, which means the judge will likely not be pissed in July when she’s supposed to show in court for a hearing that could have resulted in a jail sentence. Full Story

Making up is part of breaking up?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2010 12:08:39 June 14, 2010 12:08:39

I've had clean cold turkey breakups but more often than not I've had breakup-makeup breakups when it's not quite over until you try it one more time and remember clearly why it should be over. Amanda Seyfried and Dominic Cooper broke up before Cannes. He was seen in London getting flirty with a brunette and then during the festival partying all night with a cranked out fugitive called Lindsay Lohan. Full Story

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Lilo’s latest coincidence or conspiracy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2010 07:25:37 June 9, 2010 07:25:37

I’m sure you’ve heard – that Lindsay Lohan’s SCRAM went off on Sunday night/Monday morning and, following a report that was delivered to the judge, was found to be in violation of the terms of her monitoring program after a small amount of alcohol was detected. A bench warrant was issued, she forfeited the previous $100,000 bail that was posted, posted another down payment on $200,000 bail, and is now claiming innocence. Full Story

Not even a mention

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2010 10:00:00 June 7, 2010 10:00:00

The sparkly jumpsuit is an attempt to hide the ankle scram that she doesn’t want people caring about by drawing attention to covering it... make sense? Way back before rehab and anorexia Lindsay Lohan hosted the MTV Movie Awards. It was 2004. She tried to dance like it was a high school performance. Full Story

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Crank & Depp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2010 07:10:09 May 27, 2010 07:10:09

It’s comedy hour courtesy of Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter. As you know, she’s now wearing a monitoring anklet, has been ordered by the court to stay off drugs and alcohol, and is not allowed to leave Los Angeles for “work”. Full Story

Crank blonde and posing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2010 07:28:14 May 26, 2010 07:28:14

She fixed her busted extensions, hit up the salon yesterday for several hours to work out some new hair, and Lindsay Lohan emerged blonde at the end of it. She does look better... I guess... but lightening doesn’t fix the face bloat, or those f-cked up lips. Still, what matters is what she thinks. Full Story

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Unbuttoned for court

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 24, 2010 09:42:33 May 24, 2010 09:42:33

You’re in deep sh-t with the law. The judge is pissed at your punk ass. You’re already 2 (business) days late for your appearance. So what do you wear when you finally make it to your hearing? If you’re Lindsay Lohan, it’s a tight white shirt with the buttons undone to expose some tittays for the paps. Full Story

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