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Lilo crankfest update

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2010 09:29:00 May 21, 2010 09:29:00

Written by Jacek With Lainey in the air I’ve been tasked with the responsibility to get you up to speed on the Lilo situation. And when her sh-t is hitting the fan, it hits hard, fast, and messy. Here’s what’s happened since our last post on her: Wednesday – claims her passport was stolenThursday – an arrest warrant is issued as she didn’t make it back to LA for her court appearance and bail was set at $100,000Also on Thursday – accuses her father of arranging to have her passport stolen Full Story

Hey Judge - she looks worried

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2010 08:41:36 May 20, 2010 08:41:36

Lindsay Lohan spent all night worrying about that passport, hurrying to get back to America for her court appearance. She looks it, non? Here's Lilo in Cannes last night at a yacht party, feeling the pain of losing her travel documents. Does the judge read blogs? Does she look at the photos? You f-cking dumbass. Full Story

Crank vs Amanda Seyfried

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2010 10:51:36 May 19, 2010 10:51:36

It’s Mean Girls all over again. And it’s the ongoing saga of that skint.agg.scag Lindsay Lohan who insists on cocking up her life over and over again. She was supposed to get on a plane this morning from France to head back to LA for her DUI progress hearing. Yesterday they were floating around the excuse that she might not make it due to volcanic ash. Full Story

Crank at the Chopard party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 09:31:00 May 18, 2010 09:31:00

Chopard celebrated 150 years last night in Cannes. My Marion showed up in a sparkly pantsuit and looked great, was gracious, and probably stayed well away from Lindsay Lohan who somehow skeezed her way in. They’ll never say because they’re too classy, but the point of these events is the suggestion that these celebrities represent the flavour of your brand so do you really think Chopard wanted Lilo around their diamonds? The girl who is curiously and consistently at the centre of several theft scandals? Please. Full Story

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Crank comes to Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2010 09:33:45 May 17, 2010 09:33:45

Was there any doubt? One way or another, even though she’s broke ass, she’d find her way here. After all, she’s ostensibly in Cannes to promote an upcoming role as porn star Linda Lovelace. What wouldn’t she do? Nothing is off limits now. So this is Lindsay Lohan, partying on a yacht almost immediately upon arrival, cigarette after cigarette, skeezing it hard among the eurodouches and possible johns. Full Story

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Crank too broke for Cannes?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2010 12:33:19 May 13, 2010 12:33:19

Lindsay Lohan wants to come to Cannes. Of course she does. The world’s press is here. And the parties are wild. So why not get cranked on the French Riviera? Lilo also wants to promote her upcoming turn as porn star Linda Lovelace, the only role she could land. Problem? She can’t afford it. Full Story

Crank leaks and crank tweets

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2010 16:15:58 May 7, 2010 16:15:58

This is Lindsay Lohan arriving back in New York today with a bloated busted face. Her ma was with her too. So she can say that “mommy” knows best how to control the crank. Sure. Because mommy is sharing the goddamn crank. The latest in Lilo’s self created drama? She’s been on Twitter Full Story

She probably started that rumour herself

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2010 13:04:51 May 6, 2010 13:04:51

The last time Lindsay Lohan attended the Costume Institute Gala it was 2007 and she was one of the last to arrive, because she’s a famewhore like that, and Lara and I watched her take her sweet time up the steps and I remember us saying to each other – Goddamn she looks busted. In retrospect, she did not look all that busted. Full Story

Sweaty Group Dancing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2010 07:31:01 May 5, 2010 07:31:01

Much of the online chatter today is about JailBait’s new video for Can’t Be Tamed. Because she’s so f-cking wild, yo. It’s a departure, obviously, from the sugar gum wholesome sweetness that has characterised her career so far Disney-styles. But in textbook child star fashion, Miley’s on her Maturity Mission. Full Story

Crank Fugitive?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2010 09:52:08 April 30, 2010 09:52:08

Lindsay Lohan is on probation. One of the court ordered conditions of her probation is that she attend alcohol education classes every 7 days. The alcohol education classes do not take place at the Chateau Marmont. Needless to say, she hasn’t been in compliance. And TMZ Full Story

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