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Crank jokes!

April 22, 2010 14:19:56 Posted at April 22, 2010 14:19:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember yesterday, at the cranking hour, when Lindsay Lohan crank tweeted about Samantha Ronson spitting on her and leaving with Miley Cyrus’s ex boyfriend? Jokes, baby. Full Story

Crack Tweets from Coachella

April 21, 2010 07:34:35 Posted at April 21, 2010 07:34:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like we could get through a music festival without some Lilo crank tweeting. Please. At approximately 2am this morning, the usual cranking hour for Lindsay Lohan, she posted this on Twitter: Fun @coachella but tonight @ my friernds bday party, @samantharonson spit in my face and left w/ @mileycyrus 's exI’ve screencapped it because, as you know, she’s prone to deleting and pretending it never happened. Full Story

Clubbing with the Crank

April 14, 2010 12:32:32 Posted at April 14, 2010 12:32:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan these days is not unlike Ebola Paris Hilton. You must be careful with the association. Because that sh-t will bring you down. And there’s no benefit to befriending Lilo right now. Maybe anymore. Especially not with a career as hot as Sam Worthington’s. Although he’s not my quiver preference, there is no doubt that Worthington doesn’t have to wait around long for phone calls these days, if at all. Full Story

Crank tweets and tabloids

April 1, 2010 09:02:33 Posted at April 1, 2010 09:02:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan showed up at Perez Hilton’s party the other night even though he regularly calls her a f-cking mess. Last night she was at the Star Magazine Young Stars event. A tabloid party? I mean... this is a new level of desperation. Especially since it’s been a rather epic week in the drama-filled life of Lilo whose father called a presser the other day to declare that he’ll be dragging her to rehab by her weave. Full Story

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Your mother is missing

March 29, 2010 12:25:30 Posted at March 29, 2010 12:25:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

By now I'm sure you've seen these photos of a busted face Lindsay Lohan out and about in LA the other night with curious white powder floating out of her shoes. Automatic assumption would be cocaine. Obviously. I mean it's Lilo after all. However, more probably, as Michael K from Full Story

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The Cranking Hour

March 24, 2010 08:17:06 Posted at March 24, 2010 08:17:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was up this morning at 5am. I was up before Lindsay Lohan left the party. At 5:30am. She has nothing better to do. Some time last year I was on my way to studio and listening to Jim Rome on the radio. The dumbasses in Vancouver decided to take him off the air for a while and he’d just been brought back. Full Story

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The perfect marriage

March 23, 2010 13:20:39 Posted at March 23, 2010 13:20:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan + Ed Hardy. Right? At this point… definitely. We walked to Fashion Show Mall in Vegas the other day because I was hunting for my Elizabeth & James jacket at Nordstrom which I eventually ended up finding at Neiman Marcus and didn’t end up buying because they’re totally out of my size in store and online and F---------CK is all I have to say about that but on the way there we walked through Treasure Island, which they now call T. Full Story

Talk show boots

March 23, 2010 10:28:12 Posted at March 23, 2010 10:28:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tina Fey, in addition to all her other jobs, is also busy promoting Date Night. Last night she stopped by Letterman. You’ve seen the Letterman arrivals. They’re always in their tight dresses and high heels. In the rain however, Tina Fey has no time for that. Yellow wellies, very practical. Full Story

Please be Portman and not Lohan

March 23, 2010 07:34:00 Posted at March 23, 2010 07:34:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I’ve already noted several times, for the last few months, they have successfully whipped me into a frenzy for Kick-Ass. It’s been a brilliant online campaign. And finally I’m seeing it at a screening later on this morning. Can’t wait. Unfortunately reviews have been embargoed until release. Full Story

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Lilo vs the Club Ho

March 22, 2010 14:28:42 Posted at March 22, 2010 14:28:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is what her wreck of a life has become. So Lindsay Lohan has been seeing some model called Adam Senn. According to X17 she hit up Voyeur the other night and saw him there talking to another girl. Full Story

Crank litigation

March 9, 2010 09:08:17 Posted at March 9, 2010 09:08:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When a bitch is broke, she will resort to anything. When a bitch is broke and cranked, well, the f-ckery is epic. I’ve been in LA for a week. Have updated a few files, touched base with sources etc. The overwhelming consensus among industry insiders in Hollywood is that Lindsay Lohan isn’t even a discussion anymore. Full Story

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