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Drama 24/7

August 24, 2009 18:54:04 Posted at August 24, 2009 18:54:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s like energy. You give it off. You invite. Drama. Lindsay Lohan craves drama. She cannot live without drama. So drama will always find her. So her house was broken into again. Second time in 4 months. Her first phone call? Daddy. You know the father with whom she’s so close? The same one. Full Story

Lilo: new lips, new face?

August 20, 2009 11:56:22 Posted at August 20, 2009 11:56:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s cranked up all over New York this week, surrounded by sycophants, spending her days shopping, her nights trying to be seen. You’ll note – she was not at The September Issue premiere last night. Please. Like Anna Wintour would have allowed it. Instead, Lindsay Lohan decided to show off her new lips. Full Story

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Editorial bitchslap

August 7, 2009 12:44:19 Posted at August 7, 2009 12:44:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lilo on the cover of UK Elle, the photoshoot where those jewels went missing. But the best is what the editor Lorraine Candy has written about the experience in her standard address: "Lindsay Lohan wrote me a note during this month's cover shoot. It read: 'Let's do it again some time. Full Story

Written for Jessica, meant for Lindsay

July 27, 2009 13:22:33 Posted at July 27, 2009 13:22:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson continues to hook up and break up with men who humiliate her. As if it wasn’t enough that he dumped her the night before her birthday, Us Weekly reports that Tony Romo apparently also announced the break up to everyone living in his gated community, informing security that she was no longer to be allowed access to his home in Dallas which is why a sign at the entrance has been posted that reads: "RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN. Full Story

We’re selling milkshake now

July 24, 2009 08:14:32 Posted at July 24, 2009 08:14:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You think it can’t get any worse, from leggings to self tanner, to a straight to TV movie, an actress who no longer acts… but then she starts selling milkshakes. The Lohans are deficient in the shame gene. This is f-cking shame. Lindsay Lohan looked the picture of health yesterday at an appearance at Millions of Milkshakes in West Hollywood where they named a shake after her – the Lindsay Lohan Shake consists of vanilla and chocolate ice cream swirls with Oreo cookies… And two lines of coke followed by a half tab of ecstasy and, if you need to lose a few pounds, a hit of crystal meth too? How hard up is this bitch? She must be broke f-ck on her skinny crank ass. Full Story

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Crack Jealous

July 21, 2009 06:49:47 Posted at July 21, 2009 06:49:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Drugs make you paranoid. Just ask Mischa Barton. And it’s worse for these twats running around Hollywood – young, insecure, and ignorant. Dangerous combination. No secret, Lindsay Lohan is a jealous bitch. She’s jealous for attention. She needs to be at the centre of it all the time. Full Story

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Old hags at a fashion show

July 16, 2009 06:45:39 Posted at July 16, 2009 06:45:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Who’s older? It’s hard to say. Dina and Ali Lohan showed up at some fashion show last night in New York looking like two cougar sisters escaped from the small town letting loose in the big city. Ali’s real age, if you can believe it, is actually only 15. She hasn’t looked 15 since she was 8. Full Story

Up all night

July 15, 2009 06:47:39 Posted at July 15, 2009 06:47:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On her Twitter, crack tweeting nonsense while she’s waiting for the crash. Lilo just a few hours ago seemed like she’d managed to push Samantha Ronson away again, or is fighting with her father. It’s a toss up. First this: being lied to after being my father's daughter. Full Story

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Weekly crack tweets

July 10, 2009 10:25:00 Posted at July 10, 2009 10:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Best way to kick off the weekend – with some incoherent crack babble courtesy of Lilo’s Twitter. Last night she was at it again, obviously desperate for attention, and bored, and cranked, with her blackberry in hand and a mind understimulated by constant shopping. First this post:Some guy just grabbed my waist-2hands-both sides. Full Story

Spraytan fries your brain

July 8, 2009 07:13:28 Posted at July 8, 2009 07:13:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Among other things. Ever heard of a movie called The Hangover? It’s this summer’s smash comedy, has grossed so far in excess of $200 million. That’s all. According to Us Weekly, the part played by Heather Graham (a stripper) was initially offered to Lindsay Lohan by director Todd Phillips. Full Story