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JT, Shelfy, SamRo but no Lilo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2009 14:17:53 September 2, 2009 14:17:53

Have heard from many of you today re: Lilo’s crack tweets. They’re f-cking amazing. Always late at night, always when she can’t get hold of Samantha Ronson, and then she starts raging. Here’s how it flowed: the Venetian Hotel is a scary place. Full Story

Hayden, Harry, girls, and glasses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2009 17:16:03 August 31, 2009 17:16:03

Hayden Panettiere is now dating Lindsay Lohan’s ex boyfriend Harry Morton. She went for a run today with some dude – all the paps keep saying it’s Harry. I forget what Harry looks like and don’t care enough to spend too much time on Google. But I do remember being creeped out by his face because at the time, with Lilo, he was wearing his hair longer and a stubble on his face and it reminded me of the real Chris McCandless of Into the Wild, all gaunt and lonely-eyed up in Alaska… Anyway, this boy, to me, doesn’t look like Harry. Full Story

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Drama 24/7

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2009 18:54:04 August 24, 2009 18:54:04

It’s like energy. You give it off. You invite. Drama. Lindsay Lohan craves drama. She cannot live without drama. So drama will always find her. So her house was broken into again. Second time in 4 months. Her first phone call? Daddy. You know the father with whom she’s so close? The same one. Full Story

Lilo: new lips, new face?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2009 11:56:22 August 20, 2009 11:56:22

She’s cranked up all over New York this week, surrounded by sycophants, spending her days shopping, her nights trying to be seen. You’ll note – she was not at The September Issue premiere last night. Please. Like Anna Wintour would have allowed it. Instead, Lindsay Lohan decided to show off her new lips. Full Story

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Editorial bitchslap

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2009 12:44:19 August 7, 2009 12:44:19

Lilo on the cover of UK Elle, the photoshoot where those jewels went missing. But the best is what the editor Lorraine Candy has written about the experience in her standard address: "Lindsay Lohan wrote me a note during this month's cover shoot. It read: 'Let's do it again some time. Full Story

Written for Jessica, meant for Lindsay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2009 13:22:33 July 27, 2009 13:22:33

Jessica Simpson continues to hook up and break up with men who humiliate her. As if it wasn’t enough that he dumped her the night before her birthday, Us Weekly reports that Tony Romo apparently also announced the break up to everyone living in his gated community, informing security that she was no longer to be allowed access to his home in Dallas which is why a sign at the entrance has been posted that reads: "RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN. Full Story

We’re selling milkshake now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2009 08:14:32 July 24, 2009 08:14:32

You think it can’t get any worse, from leggings to self tanner, to a straight to TV movie, an actress who no longer acts… but then she starts selling milkshakes. The Lohans are deficient in the shame gene. This is f-cking shame. Lindsay Lohan looked the picture of health yesterday at an appearance at Millions of Milkshakes in West Hollywood where they named a shake after her – the Lindsay Lohan Shake consists of vanilla and chocolate ice cream swirls with Oreo cookies… And two lines of coke followed by a half tab of ecstasy and, if you need to lose a few pounds, a hit of crystal meth too? How hard up is this bitch? She must be broke f-ck on her skinny crank ass. Full Story

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Crack Jealous

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2009 06:49:47 July 21, 2009 06:49:47

Drugs make you paranoid. Just ask Mischa Barton. And it’s worse for these twats running around Hollywood – young, insecure, and ignorant. Dangerous combination. No secret, Lindsay Lohan is a jealous bitch. She’s jealous for attention. She needs to be at the centre of it all the time. Full Story

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Old hags at a fashion show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2009 06:45:39 July 16, 2009 06:45:39

Who’s older? It’s hard to say. Dina and Ali Lohan showed up at some fashion show last night in New York looking like two cougar sisters escaped from the small town letting loose in the big city. Ali’s real age, if you can believe it, is actually only 15. She hasn’t looked 15 since she was 8. Full Story