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Lilo: Player Poseur

December 31, 2007 05:14:17 Posted at December 31, 2007 05:14:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How desperate were the folks running the Capri Film Festival to secure celebrity attendance? Seriously… Bestowing a lifetime achievement award on Lindsay Lohan’s orange shoulders – WTF??? She’s 21! And she’s made TWO decent movies! And Mean Girls was ALL Tina Fey! Capri… please!!! But of course Lilo couldn’t turn down the honour. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan, Sex Maniac

December 24, 2007 03:12:40 Posted at December 24, 2007 03:12:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justice Dina Lohan! And congratulations this Christmas! Dina’s oldest child was rehab an impressive three times this year, both her movies sucked sh*t, and she continues to exhibit some remarkably bad taste in men, hooking up with that f&cktard Calum Best before treatment and immediately romancing some random at Le Cirque who has now sold his story, and all the intimate sexual details, to UK tabloid News of the World. Full Story

Lilo & the Chicken Fried Faux Father

December 12, 2007 08:03:01 Posted at December 12, 2007 08:03:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First things first – kudos to Lindsay Lohan for maintaining sobriety out of rehab. Hopefully it will continue over the holidays? But what of the company she’s keeping? The good news is Lilo is working. The bad news is she’s singing again. And what’s worse, she’s recording with that loser JR Rotem who produced a few of Britney’s tracks and who claimed he fathered her non-existent child. Full Story

Diseased & Desperate

December 10, 2007 07:18:32 Posted at December 10, 2007 07:18:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The worst combination. So what happened when Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton found out that Lindsay Lohan was riding up on her Big Greek Stav? All bitches defend their territory… this diseased bitch defends it by opening up her black hole vagina. And as you can see from the lascivious expression on her face, Ebola succeeded in sucking Stav back into her mouth. Full Story

Dina Lohan Finger Follies: Best of 2007

December 7, 2007 11:42:05 Posted at December 7, 2007 11:42:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember this? Not for the prudish – consider yourself warned. At the beginning of the year, Page Six reported that Dina Lohan was making out hardcore with some dude in the middle of the restaurant and that he was manually stimulating her underneath a table napkin…do you LOVE it??? Parental Pimp Dina subsequently denied the story but given what she’s done with her children, what’s become of Lindsay, and what’s about to become of Ali Lohan who is 13 going on 40 skank, it’s safe to say, Dina was totally fingered in public. Full Story

Greek Stav or Heath?

December 5, 2007 07:51:41 Posted at December 5, 2007 07:51:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you can see from multiple changes during her commercial shoot yesterday, the thinnification of Lilo continues – little arms, little legs. So she’s skinny… but is she sober? Let’s hope for it, even in the face of reports that suggest she may not be spending time with the best influences. Full Story

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No Dirty Face in Costume

December 4, 2007 13:52:35 Posted at December 4, 2007 13:52:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Under the supervision of professionals, Lilo’s orange Dirty Face has disappeared. Here she is shooting a commercial today in LA looking the best she has in a long time... but for the hair. The hair under different circumstances might work, but the brassy hair with the prom dress is all pageant… like Vanessa Minnillo. Full Story

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The Re-Thinnification of Lilo

November 28, 2007 08:12:06 Posted at November 28, 2007 08:12:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Reports have surfaced that Lindsay Lohan is drinking again. That she is drinking because alcohol was never her problem. That drugs were always her crippling vice. Her rep of course disputes the claim. But does her body? Remember when she practically disappeared two years ago? In the space of 6 weeks, after an inadequately explained hospital visit, Lilo and Nicole Richie thin-offed all over NYC and LA. Full Story

Lilo & Lolita

November 26, 2007 06:52:19 Posted at November 26, 2007 06:52:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan spent Thanksgiving in NYC with her family. To celebrate the occasion, her exploitative skank of a mother decided to make the most of every photo opportunity, sending her next protégé out shopping with her orange and dirty faced older sister who can’t seem to lay off the self tanner and find a decently matched foundation. Full Story

Dirty Face & Dina

November 21, 2007 07:42:58 Posted at November 21, 2007 07:42:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lilo returned to NYC to spend Thanksgiving with her family which naturally means more camera time for her shameless mother. Check out Dina’s face – making sure she gets in her daughter’s shot. Nice. As you know, Dina is currently shooting that reality tv show about her life as a single showbiz mother raising two future f&ck ups. Full Story

13 is the new 30

November 16, 2007 11:15:31 Posted at November 16, 2007 11:15:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brilliant Us Weekly comparison – on the left Lilo at 13. On the right her sister Ali at 13. Clearly times have changed. Should 13 year olds look this… experienced? The expression in those eyes, the wanton dip of her chin, the suggestive pout – how many years, even months, before the next Lohan trainwreck hits TMZ? I’m about to offend you, if you can’t handle, stop reading now. Full Story