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Pot. Kettle. Orange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 08:14:54 January 3, 2008 08:14:54

Dina Lohan is lecturing another mother on being a poor parent. Dina Lohan!!! So remember Lilo was dating that punk called Riley? And they broke up and he sold his story to a British tabloid telling the News of the World that Lindsay is a sex freak and loves to f&ck? Well Dina apparently thought this was low classy and called up Riley’s mother to give her a piece of her mind. Full Story

Heath & Gemma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 00:00:00 January 3, 2008 00:00:00

After a romp with Helena Christensen and a rumoured hook up with Lindsay Lohan (I call bullsh*t), Heath Ledger has found love close to home in the form of 20 year old Australian supermodel Gemma Ward. Gemma, as you can see, is your typical genetic freak. Limbs and features that don’t look like they should belong together and yet when put together become exquisite as a whole. Full Story

Dina’s Pride & Joy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2008 04:42:51 January 2, 2008 04:42:51

Here’s Lindsay Lohan in the pages of the Daily Mail on NYE spreading her orange ass all over some local dude called Dario. So how drunk do you have to be to let this happen while paps are swarming the joint waiting for you to f&ck up? I’m old and crusty now, maybe I’ve lost touch with the 20s. Full Story

Lilo: Player Poseur

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2007 05:14:17 December 31, 2007 05:14:17

How desperate were the folks running the Capri Film Festival to secure celebrity attendance? Seriously… Bestowing a lifetime achievement award on Lindsay Lohan’s orange shoulders – WTF??? She’s 21! And she’s made TWO decent movies! And Mean Girls was ALL Tina Fey! Capri… please!!! But of course Lilo couldn’t turn down the honour. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan, Sex Maniac

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 24, 2007 03:12:40 December 24, 2007 03:12:40

Justice Dina Lohan! And congratulations this Christmas! Dina’s oldest child was rehab an impressive three times this year, both her movies sucked sh*t, and she continues to exhibit some remarkably bad taste in men, hooking up with that f&cktard Calum Best before treatment and immediately romancing some random at Le Cirque who has now sold his story, and all the intimate sexual details, to UK tabloid News of the World. Full Story

Lilo & the Chicken Fried Faux Father

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2007 08:03:01 December 12, 2007 08:03:01

First things first – kudos to Lindsay Lohan for maintaining sobriety out of rehab. Hopefully it will continue over the holidays? But what of the company she’s keeping? The good news is Lilo is working. The bad news is she’s singing again. And what’s worse, she’s recording with that loser JR Rotem who produced a few of Britney’s tracks and who claimed he fathered her non-existent child. Full Story

Diseased & Desperate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2007 07:18:32 December 10, 2007 07:18:32

The worst combination. So what happened when Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton found out that Lindsay Lohan was riding up on her Big Greek Stav? All bitches defend their territory… this diseased bitch defends it by opening up her black hole vagina. And as you can see from the lascivious expression on her face, Ebola succeeded in sucking Stav back into her mouth. Full Story

Dina Lohan Finger Follies: Best of 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2007 11:42:05 December 7, 2007 11:42:05

Remember this? Not for the prudish – consider yourself warned. At the beginning of the year, Page Six reported that Dina Lohan was making out hardcore with some dude in the middle of the restaurant and that he was manually stimulating her underneath a table napkin…do you LOVE it??? Parental Pimp Dina subsequently denied the story but given what she’s done with her children, what’s become of Lindsay, and what’s about to become of Ali Lohan who is 13 going on 40 skank, it’s safe to say, Dina was totally fingered in public. Full Story

Greek Stav or Heath?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2007 07:51:41 December 5, 2007 07:51:41

As you can see from multiple changes during her commercial shoot yesterday, the thinnification of Lilo continues – little arms, little legs. So she’s skinny… but is she sober? Let’s hope for it, even in the face of reports that suggest she may not be spending time with the best influences. Full Story

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No Dirty Face in Costume

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2007 13:52:35 December 4, 2007 13:52:35

Under the supervision of professionals, Lilo’s orange Dirty Face has disappeared. Here she is shooting a commercial today in LA looking the best she has in a long time... but for the hair. The hair under different circumstances might work, but the brassy hair with the prom dress is all pageant… like Vanessa Minnillo. Full Story

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The Re-Thinnification of Lilo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 08:12:06 November 28, 2007 08:12:06

Reports have surfaced that Lindsay Lohan is drinking again. That she is drinking because alcohol was never her problem. That drugs were always her crippling vice. Her rep of course disputes the claim. But does her body? Remember when she practically disappeared two years ago? In the space of 6 weeks, after an inadequately explained hospital visit, Lilo and Nicole Richie thin-offed all over NYC and LA. Full Story