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Lilo & Lolita

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2007 06:52:19 November 26, 2007 06:52:19

Lindsay Lohan spent Thanksgiving in NYC with her family. To celebrate the occasion, her exploitative skank of a mother decided to make the most of every photo opportunity, sending her next protégé out shopping with her orange and dirty faced older sister who can’t seem to lay off the self tanner and find a decently matched foundation. Full Story

Dirty Face & Dina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2007 07:42:58 November 21, 2007 07:42:58

Lilo returned to NYC to spend Thanksgiving with her family which naturally means more camera time for her shameless mother. Check out Dina’s face – making sure she gets in her daughter’s shot. Nice. As you know, Dina is currently shooting that reality tv show about her life as a single showbiz mother raising two future f&ck ups. Full Story

13 is the new 30

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2007 11:15:31 November 16, 2007 11:15:31

Brilliant Us Weekly comparison – on the left Lilo at 13. On the right her sister Ali at 13. Clearly times have changed. Should 13 year olds look this… experienced? The expression in those eyes, the wanton dip of her chin, the suggestive pout – how many years, even months, before the next Lohan trainwreck hits TMZ? I’m about to offend you, if you can’t handle, stop reading now. Full Story

Lilo In ā€˜nā€™ Out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2007 14:48:46 November 15, 2007 14:48:46

She served 84 minutes in jail today, checking in at around 10:30am this morning and getting released just before noon, getting credit for community service and whittling away her 4 day sentence to less than 2 hours behind bars. 2 hours for getting coked up and driving madly down the highway and threatening to run a bitch over. Full Story

Hot Harry back on the Horse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2007 05:32:58 November 12, 2007 05:32:58

Mixed feelings today. On the one hand – Hot Harry on a Horse is back on his horse. Single again after 3 and a half years. On the other, will miss Chelsy as she slips back into obscurity, a girl whose resume will always be marked by an asterisk: *dated Prince Harry Biggest story in Britain – the two have split after a tumultuous couple of months that began ominously when Harry left Chelsy waiting at the airport upon arriving in England after relocating to be near him. Full Story

KFed Jr Jr

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2007 11:29:27 November 6, 2007 11:29:27

Lilo has found her very own KFed Jr... Lindsay’s new boyfriend has earned his first and only namecheck – Riley openly dissed Lilo’s slag of a mother on his MySpace referring to her new reality tv child exploitation show: "ADVICE OF THE WEEK: if your a mom, with 4 kids, the best thing u can do for them right now is have a reality show. Full Story

Love Actually in Costume

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

Even though it’s Keira, these are so cute I can’t resist. She’s on set in costume shooting The Duchess surprised by a visit from boyfriend Rupert. Appears to be genuinely thrilled to see him as you can see from these uncomfortably voyeuristic shots of the two sharing a few tender moments. Full Story

Lilo Eyes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

Shia’s pupils…look familiar? Drunk my ass. Cocaine is everywhere…and, with precious few exceptions, child stars are f&cked. source  Full Story

The Mother Pimp Show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2007 07:55:41 October 26, 2007 07:55:41

When Lindsay Lohan almost killed herself this summer and while she was fighting for her life in rehab, it turns out her mother was busy negotiating a television contract. Mission accomplished. Dina Lohan will executive produce a new reality tv show about her life managing the showbiz careers of her children. Full Story

Tempting Sobriety

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2007 10:17:18 October 24, 2007 10:17:18

No doubt another deal brokered by her exploitative mother that she apparently can’t back out of. Lindsay Lohan, fresh outta rehab, is supposedly contractually obligated to host a New Year’s Eve bender in Vegas at LAX. Vegas, end of the year – it’ll be total debauchery. And the currently clean and sober Lilo will be right in the thick of it. Full Story

Quick Fitness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2007 06:43:17 October 19, 2007 06:43:17

I need to take up Tango. After only 5 days working her ass off, literally, at the dance studio, Lindsay Lohan’s body is looking the hotness. And healthy too! Crazier still…she’s not yet been seen on the club circuit… although the weekend has arrived. No matter – yesterday she was clean. Full Story