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Matching Mugshots and Sex in Stairwells

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2007 00:00:00 October 18, 2007 00:00:00

Two young drug addicts, two mugshots, stealing away from group therapy to fornicate in a stairwell, and an ex fiancée with a cubic zirconia shooting off her mouth to the National Enquirer? It’s the best smut ever. So Lilo has a new boyfriend. She met him in rehab – in and of itself a most auspicious beginning. Full Story

Can’t Rehab Bad Taste

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2007 00:00:00 October 17, 2007 00:00:00

After two months at Le Cirque, Lindsay Lohan is clean and healthy…and back in love. But while rehab – for the third time – may have rehabilitated her drug habit, it clearly hasn’t rehabilitated her taste in men. Lilo apparently only falls for losers. His name is Riley something. Full Story

Toned Ass, Broke Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2007 00:00:00 October 15, 2007 00:00:00

Lindsay Lohan is clean, healthy, and happy…and it shows in her ass! She has a great ass, non? Here’s Lilo a few days ago in Utah just before heading back to LA for a couple of weeks worth of work before supposedly returning to Utah for further out-patient rehabilitation. The work apparently is a necessity as the News of the World Full Story

Good Decision NOT Made

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 00:00:00 October 10, 2007 00:00:00

For 30 seconds there it certainly seemed hopeful. Lilo out of rehab, did not rush to LA, is staying in Utah for out patient care, is saying the right things, and intending to stay clean. She told OK Magazine also that she’s also sanitised the scum from her life – the negative influences that led her astray…one of those of course being her hag of an orange mother Dina Lohan. Full Story

Clean, Sober, Hungry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2007 00:00:00 October 9, 2007 00:00:00

Hungry for attention and desperately afraid we stopped caring, Lindsay Lohan has accepted OK!’s generous offer for her exclusive post-rehab first interview and of course is saying all the right things. She also happily posed for photos. Not surprisingly, her father did too. Still, in spite of the incorrigible famewhoring, there is cause for optimism. Full Story

Save her nose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2007 08:19:59 August 30, 2007 08:19:59

Here’s Lilo on the pages of Zoo from Germany. Under the right light, when she’s not coked off her tree, when her face isn’t dirty from self tanner or sh-tty foundation Lindsay Lohan is a beautiful girl. And that nose – for someone born with a fat Asian hawk nose – that’s the kind of nose I call the perfect nose. Full Story

Every Lohan has a statement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2007 00:00:00 August 24, 2007 00:00:00

Lilo released a statement claiming contrition. She says she’s sorry. Or she is pretending to be sorry. Whatever the case, at the very least, she wants us to believe she’s sorry. Full Story

Contrite or Contrived?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2007 15:10:13 August 23, 2007 15:10:13

“It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs. Recently, I relapsed and did things for which I am ashamed. I broke the law, and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case. No matter what I said when I was under the influence on the day I was arrested, I am not blaming anyone else for my conduct other than myself. Full Story

The Easy Life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2007 00:00:00 August 23, 2007 00:00:00

No felonies. Seven misdemeanors but no felonies and a plea bargain expected to be reached any second which means she will only do 4 days in the clink … if that. So Lindsay Lohan twice drinks, drugs, and drives, once smashing her Mercedes, the other time recklessly giving chase on the highway and for all that, absolutely nothing. Full Story

Attempted Murder is Not a Felony

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2007 07:17:22 August 22, 2007 07:17:22

For you and me? Maybe. But for Lindsay Lohan? For a celebrity who twice – that we know of, that she was arrested for – climbs behind the wheel of her car, drunk and stoned off her tree, and attempts to murder everyone on the road...this is evidently not a felony. As it turns out, the LA DA’s office will likely not be pressing charges, will likely drop the charges to misdemeanors instead, which means the most, most, most Lilo will face behind bars – which isn’t likely anyway – is 4 days. Full Story

Same old...same old

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2007 00:00:00 August 15, 2007 00:00:00

First photo of Lindsay Lohan in weeks! Here she is in Utah outside a tanning bar. Nice to know that rehab hasn’t changed her priorities. As you can see, Lilo has a ciggie in hand and seems very very happy to be photographed after an interminable break from the pappies. And of course now that everyone knows where to find her, bet your boob job we’ll be flooded with more “sightings” every day for the rest of the week. Full Story