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No Vegas bender, not even an appearance at the Roosevelt for the Prince concert…no clubs, no drama, just the beach and expensive shoes and expensive presents, and 2 lingering bad influences: her mother and that depraved piece of sh-t Calum Best… All in all a rather low key birthday for Lindsay Lohan – by appearance at least. Full Story
Toxicology reports back from Lilo’s car crash in late May. Big surprise – she had cocaine in her system and twice the legal amount of alcohol. And still, right up to that point, that mother of hers was insisting she was absolutely fine. Right. On the one hand there’s Lynne Spears who forces her kid into rehab, sacrificing short term good will for long term LIFE. Full Story
There is an excuse for everything. And I’ve made them all for Britney. But there is no excuse for legally bitch slapping your mother under no extenuating circumstances. And so, in order to avoid some serious feng shui sh-t laid out on my own Chinese ass… it’s done y’all. It’s done with this chicken-fried moron. Full Story
Lindsay Lohan is staying at Promises – was scheduled to be released next week, has instead agreed to extended care, possibly even missing a chance to celebrate her birthday away from rehab. Shocking, non? And while we’d all love to believe that Lilo is indeed committed to clean living and will emerge from treatment ready to face life without drugs and alcohol, still others tell me exclusively that the prolonged session was allegedly enforced by the studio behind her latest picture co-starring Shirley Maclaine. Full Story
Colin Farrell’s new piece – she’s 22. Just a shade older than Lindsay Lohan who once famously tried to pick him up on a studio lot when she was still only 17. Legend has it that he passed at the time, though hard to say if he would do so now. Bet your boob job she’ll be up on that soon as she gets out of rehab. Full Story
What is it with Promises anyway? A luxurious rehab facility with an exorbitant fix-me fee doesn"t have an in house gym good enough for Lindsay Lohan? Please. Apparently she had to dash out for 3 hours yesterday to get in a not so quick work out. I don"t get it. But then again, of course I do. Girl simply cannot live without being seen and photographed. Full Story
Us Weekly says Britney is drinking again. All sources in agreement. Supposedly she decided that what she learned at Promises was that she was not an alcoholic and therefore doesn’t have a problem with alcohol. Now Lindsay Lohan is apparently extending her stay though word is, given that the report is coming on the heels of confirmation that her Vegas birthday party has been postponed, the extension allegedly has less to do with an actual commitment to getting clean and more to do with further rehabilitation of her image. My sources say Lilo is still as “attention hungry” as ever and is rumoured to spend much of her time planning her post-release wardrobe and sightings and possible celebrity dates, eager to get back on the front pages and reacquaint herself with the pappies.
Sounds about right for Dina’s daughter.
As for the GMD and these recent in-your-face photo opps…do you smell what I smell? Something’s amiss. The Gay Midget Dwarf is up to something. And now that his business partner has just purchased Dick Clark Productions, which owns among other things the Golden Globe Awards show, those who initially scoffed at Tom’s movie deal with Daniel Snyder are now revisiting their hasty dismissal of his career. He is Hollywood Voldemort. And like Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton, he cannot be vanquished…only temporarily silenced.
That disease slithers out of her cage on Monday. Enjoy the last few days of her imprisonment while you can. I know I will over Pimm’s. Several actually.
Wednesday – travel day today…off to London! Will blog on the fly, check throughout the day.
Yours in gossip,
PS. This business about Brad Pitt’s mother Jane visiting Jennifer Aniston? From what I hear, and believe what you wish, no drama here. They were close when they were married, they continue to maintain a friendship, and no one is freaking out about it. As a source told me last night: “she’s not going to jeopardise her relationship with the mother of her grandchildren to hang out with an ex daughter in law. If it really was a problem for Angie, it wouldn’t have happened. But I doubt Jane is happy that she showed up and the swarm was already there”…which does bring up the more intriguing matter: how conveniently often the paps seem to be photographing Aniston’s house lately. Coincidence or conspiracy??? And on the flipside, how will Grandma Pitt deal with the exploitation? Stay tuned...
This is Emma Roberts, daughter of Eric Roberts, niece of Julia Roberts, now the star of the film version of Nancy Drew. Here she is shopping in New York this week and at the premiere a few days ago. Hate to do this but, well, at 16 she has the eyes of a 30 year old. My mother speaks hauntingly of such eyes – she says these are the kinds of eyes more susceptible to seeing ghosts. Full Story
Kelly Clarkson’s new record is getting critically hammered. Off the success of her last effort, the expectation was that she’d take the same formula and churn out another list of 4 or 5 hits. Instead, Kelly decided to write her own stuff, even if it meant staying off the charts and pissing off Clive Davis. Full Story
Someone emailed me earlier to scoff that my boyfriend was just posturing about putting up this protest... Oh really? Posturing? If it was posturing, why"s the bitch headed back to behind bars??? The judge gave it to her up the arse - sending her to Lynnwood to serve out the remainder of her sentence! Needless to say, her excuses clearly didn"t work. Full Story