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More than just the music…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2007 00:00:00 June 11, 2007 00:00:00

Kelly Clarkson’s new record is getting critically hammered. Off the success of her last effort, the expectation was that she’d take the same formula and churn out another list of 4 or 5 hits. Instead, Kelly decided to write her own stuff, even if it meant staying off the charts and pissing off Clive Davis. Full Story

Rocky Rules!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2007 00:00:00 June 8, 2007 00:00:00

Someone emailed me earlier to scoff that my boyfriend was just posturing about putting up this protest... Oh really? Posturing? If it was posturing, why"s the bitch headed back to behind bars??? The judge gave it to her up the arse - sending her to Lynnwood to serve out the remainder of her sentence!  Needless to say, her excuses clearly didn"t work. Full Story

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Went out with a dear girlfriend last night after leaving work late – one of those nights when you talk and talk and still you haven’t covered everything and you look down and suddenly it’s 4 hours later and you’re tired but not really because the thing about friends like those are that they let you face the bad about yourself without making you feel badly about yourself and of course the good stuff just gets better…

Real girls do that for other girls.

Girls do not sell knife-posing pics to the press nor do they allow you to dress like a tranny and get pissed on, literally and figuratively, by an indecisive rocker who can’t decide between his balls and his brain.

Clearly Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson have no friends. Maybe Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson should be friends with each other?

Another occasion for Pitt Porn… Brad and Angelina at the Oceans LA premiere last night – see below. So much stimulation, I can’t handle it.

Wednesday, live blogging all day, check back often…

Yours in gossip,

Shocker! Dina Lohan is a Fraud!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2007 00:00:00 June 6, 2007 00:00:00

Big f*cking surprise. Hollywood’s most exploitative mother was supposed to be a former Rockette and a some time actress before getting married and having children on which to dump her unrealised ambitions. Problem is – Radio City Music Hall begs to differ, and the folks there aren’t exactly thrilled that she’s been trying to beef up her resumé with their name. Full Story

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Dirty Sexy Money. Great title, great show, announced yesterday at the CTV Upfronts with Donald Sutherland on hand to support. Starring Peter Krause, debuting this Fall, Dirty Sexy is one of next season’s most highly anticipated new shows. Had the opportunity to interview Sutherland, was super nervous – me I mean – but he is a legend and the sweetest ever.

Also a member of the cast present yesterday – Samaire Armstrong, best known perhaps for playing Anna on The OC, one time some time friend of Lindsay Lohan…with hopefully not too much in common anymore? She’s adorable but, well, she seriously wasn’t lookin’ too good.

PS. Did you know it’s pronounced Sameerah?

And then there’s Gossip Girl based on the books – latest offering from The OC’s Josh Schwartz. Have a thing for high school shows, and Gossip Girl is 100% a high school show: 90210 in NYC for the Facebook generation.

Will there be another Friday Night Lights? Will another series achieve perfection? Doubtful. But they say Dirty Sexy Money is the next Sopranos…stay tuned.

Had the pleasure of joining Proud FM in Toronto this morning for a radio chat. Morning segment is hosted by Ken Costick and Mary Jo Eustace. Mary Jo Eustace, formerly of What’s for Dinner, and more notoriously formerly of KFed Jr. Seeing Mary Jo in person, 40 is the new 30, SO beautiful even at the crack of dawn with nary a trace of makeup, and funny and sharp and reserved in that waspy, classy way…

And all passed for Tori Spelling?

Golddigging greed can clearly make a man deaf, dumb, blind, and straight up f*ckin’ stupid. Yes, Junior, I’m talking to you.

Finally, Shemar Moore kissed me in an elevator (watch eTalk tonight) and had the pleasure of hangin’ with the cast of Degrassi. Here’s Shemar with eTalk host Tanya Kim and me with my girl Du and the adorable Lauren Collins…aka Paige.

My dress is The Poem – Joyce Ma for Sweet Chemise. Keeps the wobbly bits in check.

Tuesday – live blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts.

Yours in gossip,

Miss Pageant Not So Perfect

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2007 00:00:00 June 5, 2007 00:00:00

So it was Vanessa Minnillo – playing and posing with knives alongside Lindsay Lohan last year, reflecting an image far removed from the sweetheart Miss America hanging off of Nick Lachey’s arm. The photos were taken last year and while Nessa may not have been partaking in whatever it is that pins Lilo’s pupils, safe to say the girl has a dark side – a side that doesn’t necessarily jive with the polished white teeth and the tacky ass pageant gowns that regularly make us Rossum and a not so inner diva that appears to be raging its ugly head. Full Story

The Protest Pose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

You will love this video – thanks Kiki for sending along! This photo of Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller last week…always a story behind every image and in this case, the negotiation process was hilarious. When faced with photographers, some stars just wrap jackets around their heads, others get on with it, try to ignore it, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton wave and invite it, Taupe Garner plays happy mommy, and Keira and Sienna front like they don’t want it but end up posing for it anyway. Full Story

Tights and Boots and BFFs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2007 00:00:00 June 1, 2007 00:00:00

Lindsay Lohan not welcome!!! Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller in London the other night, tightly bonded after working together over the last few weeks on The Edge of Love, formerly the Best Time of Our Lives about Dylan Thomas and his women. Rather than letting professional rivalry get in the way, the two appear to have found in one another a kindred spirit – friends who understand the business but who are also, at heart, two girls with girl problems and girl hang-ups. Full Story

Before Evan, there was Lilo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2007 00:00:00 May 31, 2007 00:00:00

Much has been made of the icky relationship between Marilyn Manson and the very young, very impressionable Evan Rachel Wood. Something about a music video in which they may or may not have been f&cking for real and of course the fact that whatever they have resulted in the demise of his marriage to Dita von Teese… But wait… What does Lindsay Lohan have to do with it? Well… according to Manson, he has seen the Firecrotch in private – he even pontificates about it a little in a recent video posted on the web: "How much would it suck that forever you"re going to be "firecrotch," you"re gonna have to shave or just roll with it . Full Story

Delusional is a Pre-Requisite

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2007 00:00:00 May 30, 2007 00:00:00

Michael Lohan, Lindsay’s father, said earlier this week that rehab is not enough. That cleaning house, ridding her life of toxins literal and figurative, is what needs to happen in order for his daughter to turn her sh-t around. Crazy bastard but he does have a point, non? After all, she clearly wasn’t using alone. Full Story

2nd Time Promises

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2007 00:00:00 May 29, 2007 00:00:00

As expected and as you already know, Lindsay Lohan is back in rehab…this time not at Wonderland, that f*cking joke of a treatment facility, but at Promises, where Britney did her time and countless others too. Including Ben Affleck. As expected, her publicist is asking for media distance to allow her client to straighten herself out, which would certainly be a noble request if her client didn’t actively pursue the attention to begin with. Full Story