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Monday, May 28, 2007

Dear Gossips,

After 16 days in Cannes, finally leaving for home tomorrow and not soon enough. Am ready to detox and dry out…which just goes to show – am old and lame. Because for some, for the Eurotrash jetset and for Lindsay Lohan, full time partying is a lifestyle, though in Lilo’s case, that lifestyle is about to come to an end…hopefully behind bars.

Cannes Film Festival closing weekend – saw Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson the other day, still very much in love and another case of misguided gossip based solely on a lack of photos. As for Diane… I think, for the first time, I think I finally get it.

Monday, back to live blogging, check back often for new posts.

Yours in gossip,

The Line Between Smut and Sad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2007 00:00:00 May 28, 2007 00:00:00

At a certain point, it ceases to be fun. At a certain point, it becomes dangerous…and very, very sad. Britney came close, Britney came extremely close. And now Lindsay Lohan is verging. I looked at these new photos and the snark was gone, replaced only by… pity. Once upon a time, a beautiful young actor died on Sunset Boulevard, and while Lilo isn’t a fraction of what he was, at the same time, it would suck if she doesn’t get the chance to try and fail miserably. Full Story

Pinned Pupils Drugs and Drives

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2007 00:00:00 May 28, 2007 00:00:00

Dina Lohan calls it “misunderstood”. Everyone else calls it Making Excuses. Excuses for Parental Golddiggery, excuses for raising a daughter as a commodity instead of as a child. And now that child has been arrested, is facing serious legal repercussion, and perhaps worse yet – for the Lohans anyway – the very serious threat of Hollywood rejection. Full Story

Hooch from a bottle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2007 00:00:00 May 21, 2007 00:00:00

source Vodka straight from the source – word is that’s how Lindsay Lohan chugs the sauce, the other day in NYC before catching a plane to LA at 3am. Apparently this is what Dina Lohan calls normal behaviour for someone who just exited rehab. Full Story

When the pout works

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2007 00:00:00 May 20, 2007 00:00:00

The perma-pout is cloying…especially on a carpet. But if it belongs anywhere, it definitely belongs in Vogue. And so here is Keira Knightley, in one of the magazine’s most glorious photo shoots of the year, rockin’ that pout like nobody’s business, and looking appropriately morose and depressed…characteristic of all top models. Full Story

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KFed spawns another

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2007 00:00:00 May 17, 2007 00:00:00

The original married and destroyed Britney, KFed Junior married and is living off Tori Spelling. And now comes another: Calum Best, now KFed the Third, currently exploiting Lindsay Lohan and it’s working, don’t you think? How many of you had heard of Calum Best 2 weeks ago? Looks like Lilo is the latest victim of Goldiggery. Full Story


Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2007 00:00:00 May 16, 2007 00:00:00

You know these two…they sound exactly the same, don’t they? A thousand excuses for everything and that mantra over and over again: She is an actor, she just wants to act. Are you rolling your eyes? If so, get ready to permanently lodge them in the back of your head. Because Dina Lohan granted an exclusive interview to Us Weekly yesterday – the same publication that called her daughter out on drug use a few weeks ago! – to address, or more accurately NOT address, the Coke Tape scandal and her child’s dramatic life…in other words, more vicarious living, more living off her kid’s spotlight. Full Story

Surprising… No Egos Here

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2007 00:00:00 May 16, 2007 00:00:00

The best time of their lives, and it certainly looks that way, non? British rags are said to be highly disappointed that the two young starlets, dramatic in their own unique ways, have been getting on beautifully on the set of their new movie, getting along so well in fact that it’s been impossible even to make up a story – tragic, non? I’m told Keira and Sienna aren’t super close but they are professional, they respect each other, they are friendly, and they are having a great time without having to be best friends. Full Story

Bad Girlfriends always gets it back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2007 00:00:00 May 15, 2007 00:00:00

As Dina Lohan would say – Justice! Richie Sambora is a wealthy, wealthy man. And Denise Richards’s attempt at getting her pandering hands on any of that cash has failed miserably. Apparently her rep is telling In Touch that they’re over, that it was over two months ago but that they “didn"t want to make it public because they lived through public divorces and it was very painful. Full Story

The Lilo Mantra

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2007 00:00:00 May 15, 2007 00:00:00

I’m an actress – I just want to act. How many times, gossip? How many times have you heard her repeat the refrain? A smart move, I suppose, because Lindsay Lohan isn’t known for acting anymore, is she? And so the reason behind the constant reminders, this time in Nylon as she discusses her upcoming movie I Know Who Killed Me, in which she takes on the role of a stripper whose kidnapper cuts off her legs. Full Story

Monday, May 14, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Am en route to Cannes, on assignment for eTalk covering the Cannes Film Festival! Needless to say, if there’s any year to come, this would be it: Brad, Angelina, George and the Oceans cast, Jude, Natalie…and many, many more, including those who make the trip just because, just because it’s the place to be. Will have smutty radar cranked, keep you posted…promise.

Have to say… was actually impressed with how Lindsay Lohan handled the heat last week – the worst week to be out on Georgia Rule promo, coinciding with the News of the World exposé on her alleged drug use. Don’t get me wrong - girl is still high off her tree but she didn’t hide and she can actually put a sentence together during an interview…which is the difference between the Lilo and the Hollywood Ebola.

Notice the Media Strategy difference? That they haven’t been sending Prisoner Paris (at press time anyway) out for damage control speaking opportunities? And why not? Because this heiress clearly can’t think as quickly as she can get down on her knees.

Will still be blogging full time while I’m away, can’t wrap my head around time difference so check back often for new posts.

Yours in gossip,

PS. Font all wonky - can"t figure out why. Maybe Europe makes font wonky? Will try to fix...sorry!

PPS. A big gay flick of the wrist salute to Scott and Claudio – birthdays, parties, Madonna photos … love, love, love.

PPS. Heartfelt thanks to Todd Babiak of the Edmonton Journal for the lovely piece in Sunday’s paper. Click here for his take on the "the monster that is the global celebrity market".