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No Excuses Necessary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2007 00:00:00 May 14, 2007 00:00:00

Ten years ago, barely into her 20s, Kate Winslet was nominated for an Oscar, starring in the highest grossing movie of all time. Not exactly a low pressure situation. But for all the excuses made on behalf of Lindsay Lohan and the others – that it must be so difficult dealing with fame, that it can’t be easy living under a microscope…somehow, if acting is really what you’re serious about, it is possible to end up normal. Full Story

Beach Ass Posing in the Bahamas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2007 00:00:00 May 14, 2007 00:00:00

Lindsay Lohan “candids” taken on minibreak in the Bahamas. Amazing how flattering she is from every angle, non? Amazing also how he’s kissing her while keeping an eye on the cameras, yes? Still…despite the alleged drugging, nice to see the Lilo isn’t emaciated. She looks good, actually. Full Story

Fonda Hates Lohan, Lilo Loves Best

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2007 00:00:00 May 10, 2007 00:00:00

Looks like Dina Lohan’s foray into red carpet reporting isn’t going so well… As mentioned yesterday, Dina Lohan was hired by Entertainment Tonight to work the carpet at the Georgia Rule premiere in NYC and as usual, she stupidly pimped out her kid with extremely embarrassing consequences. Full Story

Child Pimping Pays Off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2007 00:00:00 May 9, 2007 00:00:00

How to Make a Career out of Pimping Your Kid – Dina Lohan’s life story. Not content to mother a cokehead (Lindsay) and an aspiring one (Ali), at this rate anyway, not satisfied with not having to work or to worry about money, likely not paying attention to any of the other children, Dina Lohan scored a job with Entertainment Tonight, acting as their exclusive reporter at the Georgia Rule red carpet in New York City last night. Full Story

The Jamie Burke Connection

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2007 00:00:00 May 9, 2007 00:00:00

Jamie Burke dated Kate Moss…then spent some time with Lindsay Lohan, all three were at the Costume Institute Gala on Monday night and Jamie came withOUT current girlfriend Sienna Miller who, like Lilo, just happens to be a wannabe Moss. Spoke to Jamie on the carpet – he was cleaner than I expected and didn’t smell, accent was sexy as all hell. Full Story

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Dear Gossips,

The Oscars are the Oscars – no equal in terms of prestige. But not everyone goes to the Oscars. Not everyone is invited. Not everyone has the opportunity to represent an Oscar-calibre film.

But the Costume Institute Gala… the Costume Institute Gala is another beast entirely.

Thanks to your visits and your support of this site, I have been fortunate to cover the Oscars, the Junos, and the Toronto International Film Festival on behalf of eTalk and I’m telling you, in terms of star power and shameless amusement, none compare to the Costume Institute Gala…simply because it’s just so.well.attended. Like seriously… they ALL show up!

When you get to these events, members of the media receive what’s called a “Tip Sheet” – a list of expected attendees just as a heads up of who to look out for. More often than not, the tip sheet is a Wish List. They’ve been invited, but there’s never any guarantee that they’ll come. And 9 out of 10 times, the tip sheet comes up woefully short.

But the Tip Sheet at the Costume Institute Gala ran 3 pages long FRONT AND BACK. That’s 30 names per side, almost six full sides. So before it all kicked off, our crew was in the holding area picking off the best bets, salivating over the prospect of a certain arrival, almost sure that we’d be sorely disappointed. And then they came. They ALL came. A clusterf-ck of A List strutting, posing, sauntering down the carpet. THEY ALL CAME. One after another, car after car dropping off a bigger name than before. Yes… I lost my sh-t.

And course… Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan came last. All details below, including smutty observations and fashion commentary.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Haven’t slept in 2 days. Am wired, please forgive typos? Many, many articles to follow – perhaps too many for one page. So don’t forget to scroll down to the bottom and click “view more articles” to catch up. NB. Blog works in reverse chronological order. First post will appear further down, so if you want to start at the beginning, start at the bottom, and don’t forget to click “view more”! The column today is over 5,000 words!

PPS. I’m sorry if your favourite star isn’t included – as I’ve mentioned, EVERYONE showed up. Too many to count!

PPS. The world never ceases to amaze. Can you believe Paris Hilton actually has a fan? A fan willing to issue death threats in her defence? More on that later.

Dirty Face in Person

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2007 00:00:00 May 8, 2007 00:00:00

Intoxicated by her own fame, gluttonously eating up every flash…she was the last to show up and loved every second of the frenzy, even more pronounced because she didn’t have to share it. Lindsay Lohan, famewhore and fiend… Yes, her pupils were pinned. She was 5 feet away from us, they were most definitely pinned. Full Story

Coke & Disappointment

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2007 00:00:00 May 8, 2007 00:00:00

Usually one of the most distinctive on the carpet…which is why it was such a letdown when Kate showed up in a toss-off from a wedding. Boring black with flutter sleeves and a flutter hem – is this Jennifer Aniston or is it Kate Moss? Huge disappointment. Seriously, I wish I could have missed her, I wish I hadn’t seen her at all. Full Story

Tranny in Person

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2007 00:00:00 May 8, 2007 00:00:00

My first time with Jessica Simpson – it was the highlight of the night. She arrived second to last, just ahead of Lindsay Lohan. But first… what the f&ck is Cavalli thinking? He designs for Victoria Beckham, if I were her I’d cut that sh-t off. After all, why associate with the man responsible for this??? For this atrocity??? Is there any other word??? But still… I can’t complain. Full Story

Monday, May 7, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Paris to prison and Lilo drugging caught on tape… both on the same weekend??? The Gossip Goddess is a generous bitch. More on that later…
Bad news: am traveling this week, first to NYC Sunday night on the red eye, then to Edmonton midweek, will be posting on the fly.

Good news: am on assignment with eTalk covering the Costume Institute Gala on Monday night at the Met!!! The Costume Institute Gala is The.Most.Fashionable event of the year, with the frosty Anna Wintour presiding and the incomparable Cate Blanchett co-chairing… seeing Cate living and breathing twice in the same year? I am overcome.

Other expected attendees include: Salma Hayek’s baby daddy which means she could be there clashing with La Lopez and Marc, Kate Hudson, Naomi Watts, my Kiki, John Legend, Liv Tyler, Gisele Bundchen, Scarlett Johansson, Lucy Liu, Julianne Moore (red heaven!), and Lindsay Lohan if she’s brave enough to wipe the coke off her face and show up.

Will have all smutty details for you Monday night.

New articles between flights, check back often for fresh updates.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. From my girl Kathy in Florida where Christina Aguilera performed on Saturday night: when bantering with the audience, Xtina promised a great show, promised to sing her heart out, and said she would not "pull a Britney on you!" Hee.

PPS. Lime green and pink – was the Queen’s hat at the Derby delicious or what?

PPPS. Am a bitch of my word. As you can see, there is movement on the Freebie Five. Rocky Delgadillo is the new #1…

Perennially Pinned Pupils caught on tape

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2007 00:00:00 May 7, 2007 00:00:00

Only a matter of time. Lindsay Lohan allegedly caught on videotape snorting cocaine, pulling a baggie out of her pocket and shoving her finger up a friend’s nose before hoovering some for herself. The tape, taken one night a few weeks ago at Teddy’s, has been sold to the News of the World by one of her friends with explicit details about the Lilo lifestyle and drugstyle including a blackbook list of flings and lovers. Full Story