Lindsay Lohan Gossip

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Improvement

May 2, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at May 2, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rumer Willis, 18, leaving Hyde the other night – ciggie in hand, self satisfied smirk in place: they actually want to take her picture… As you can see, Rumer’s hair is shorter, growing in nicely, looks great and doing the best she can. Love it. Would also love to see her become a star, am determined to make her a star – yet another one for absolutely no reason aside from the obvious: because she’s Demi’s daughter and Bruce’s first born, because she hangs in Hollywood and is friends with Lindsay Lohan, because if Paris Hilton can become a household name, why not Rumer Willis??? Why not? Especially now that the hair has opened up some aesthetic possibilities, developing an eating disorder should really take things to a new level. Full Story

Who Used a Straight Iron?

May 1, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at May 1, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cameron Diaz, Scarlett Johansson, Lindsay Lohan… I can’t understand it. I can’t understand, I will never understand, why or how Jared Leto quiverates anyone. First of all, he’s a douche. Second, he’s a douche with a bad attitude. Third, he’s a douche with a bad attitude who clearly uses a straightening iron. Full Story

Pinned, Prom, Dirty

April 27, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 27, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood event last night – pinned pupils as usual, dirty face as usual, and prom hair rounding out the ass. Also looks like she’s dropping weight again, and at this rate, at only 20, bitch will have more stretch marks than Elizabeth Taylor. Lilo washed up at 25…can’t hardly wait. Full Story

Rosie Leaves The View???

April 25, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 25, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Major buzz ripping through Hollywood today that after only a year, and too many controversies to count, Rosie O’Donnell is leaving The View. If true – damn f&cking shame. Without Rosie, The View is boring. Without Rosie, The View becomes cookie-cutter, safe, golf claps, the MiniVan Majority, and very low on Gay Quotient. Full Story

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Jonathan Rhys Meyers has entered rehab – official reason is alcohol abuse. Is it because alcohol is much more publicly palatable than smack? Please. Given the perennially pinned pupils and a layer of clammy jonesing sweat all over his face during MI:3 promo last year, I’d say any other explanation is a publicist’s duty…non?

Jonathan and Lindsay Lohan… perfect couple? I think so, yes. Not that she’s all that popular these days the way she’s going. Jane Fonda hates her, doesn’t want to associate with her, and doesn’t want her to attend the premiere for Georgia Rule. You will recall, this is the same movie for which Dina Lohan predicted JUSTICE! And an Oscar nomination too.

Delusional mother, delusional daughter.

Tuesday, am online all day.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

Kiki Blue in Rome

April 24, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 24, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every day another city…such is the life of movie promotion. Here’s my Kiki in Rome today on the Spidey train, headed for what is expected to be a record breaking massive blockbuster worldwide opening between May 1 and May 4 depending on where you live. As I mentioned last week, her wardrobe for this crazy press tour has been and will continue to be killer…and the blue for today’s photo call is no exception. Full Story

Sienna Miller: capitalizing on Lohan stupidity

April 23, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 23, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“All I want to do is act…I’m an actor” – Lilo’s mantra, in every interview, in every article, whenever the pappies are around, she claims she’s an actor. That acting is her calling, that she will win an Oscar by the time she’s 30. Bitch… please. Full Story

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Lindsay Lohan’s MySpace was allegedly hacked. Some interesting exchanges have been “leaked”… more on that below.

It’s been a day and I’m still not over Jessica Simpson’s high waisted horror from yesterday. Is it wrong to take such pleasure out of looking at that sh-t from every angle?

Totally. Totally totally wrong. But I can’t help it.

Enjoy…just a few more shots. Consider it a public service. That this should happen to no one else. Or… given how amusing it’s been…maybe it should.

Thursday, blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

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Paranoid and Delusional talks again

April 18, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 18, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her mother thinks she’ll win an Oscar, she herself went off a few months ago about being stalked by imaginary enemies and needing help from Al Gore, now Lindsay Lohan is talking sh-t yet again, this time about having to play security for her friends and family and how clubbing, even as a recovering addict, will always be part of her life. Full Story

Rumer’s Best Angle?

April 12, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 12, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On a boozy night with my eTalk producers last week, we all decided that we are OBSESSED with Rumer Willis. And we are determined to make her a star. Because she wants so badly to be one... which means she needs an eating disorder and a very inappropriate relationship followed by a trip to rehab. All very controllable developments under the careful guidance of a great publicist. Full Story

Chinese Chicken Posh vs Dina Lohan

April 12, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 12, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hollywood Mother of the Year Dina Lohan reportedly spent the weekend in Miami guzzling champagne with abandon, spending over $750 on booze, and rolling with a crowd of 20—somethings from club to club. She says she was simply trying “sign” a new DJ. What…because she’s, like, Hollywood top Manager now? Bitch needs to get a life. Full Story