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Lindsay Lohan: Dirty Face Coke Face?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2007 12:00:00 March 19, 2007 12:00:00

STILL this child cannot find foundation to match her skin tone. And to go along with the Dirty Face, there appears to be a curious white smudge on her right cheek – some say glare from her earring, others say suspicious white powder to go along with her perennially pinned pupils, and I say this upcoming shoot with Keira Knightley is going to be very, very interesting. Full Story

Lindsay Warbucks takes Mommy shopping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2007 12:00:00 March 16, 2007 12:00:00

Shopping yesterday in NYC. Something tells me Dina Lohan doesn’t mind so much that Lilo’s been out every night trolling the club scene and supposedly back on the sauce. After all…why would she? As long as both child labourers are still labouring, as long as her highlights are touched up every few weeks, as long she’s impeccably dressed in designer fashion, as long as she has access everywhere all the time, why would Dina possibly care if her daughter’s rolling back down a very dangerous road? On a positive note – maybe it’s just the lighting but I don’t see a Dirty Face. Full Story

The Us Weekly Drug Issue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2007 12:00:00 March 15, 2007 12:00:00

OK seriously… Janice Min outdid herself this week. The Drug Issue - obviously they can’t go full on and name names but some of the photos are pretty killer. Like one of Jack Nicholson I’d never seen before with white powder lining his nostrils. And Ryan Phillippe toking on…something. But the guessing games, the guessing games put this issue over the top. Full Story

Dirty Face in Georgia Rule

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2007 12:00:00 March 15, 2007 12:00:00

Literally. Have you seen the trailer? Click here for the clip of the movie Dina Lohan calls her daughter’s “Justice!” – remember she predicted Oscar? Snort. Anyway, as you can see from this montage, Lindsay’s foundation problems are so severe that even the best in Hollywood film can’t find a solution. Full Story

Jude Law: in Tokyo, with Cam, on Lilo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2007 12:00:00 March 14, 2007 12:00:00

Have you seen The Holiday? My poor husband was forced to sit through it with me yesterday only because he felt sorry for my sorry sick ass. It was too long and it sucked and we spent the entire time: 1. appalled at Cameron Diaz’s acting range. Honestly…she is the worst actor, like, ever. 2. wondering why the story couldn’t revolve more around Kate Winslet and Jack Black. Full Story

Dirty Face and the Big Gold Bow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2007 12:00:00 March 8, 2007 12:00:00

Dirty Face is back! Have you missed her? Seriously though… Lindsay Lohan has a serious foundation problem. And that being the case, maybe it really isn’t a good idea to go so blonde? Just a suggestion. Also a suggestion? Inx nay on the large gold bow. Few people can bow, you know. Cate Blanchett, absolutely. Full Story

The Daily Denise Richards: Hollywood Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2007 12:00:00 March 8, 2007 12:00:00

Both bitches, both have attempted to injure the elderly. As you know, Denise did it when she threw a laptop for no reason off a balcony and hit a couple of old ladies on ground level and now Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has added Golden Girls to the lost list of constituencies that hate her. Full Story

Being Honest with my Kiki

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2007 12:00:00 March 8, 2007 12:00:00

New W Magazine - the clothes are great but some shots of her face are kinda bunk. Especially the cover. And the one in red. Other than those two – love, love, love. Better still, love the article, love the candour. She admits to major disappointment over the failure of Marie Antoinette and she’s honest about how she shamelessly pimped the film, blaming its eventual box office rejection to “bad taste” – petulant, yes, but she does have a point. Full Story

Saving Britney: JT & Timbaland to the Rescue??!!??

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2007 12:00:00 March 7, 2007 12:00:00

Apparently Timbaland wants to do it – record with Britney, “save” her career, take her away and make great music and make it all better. And he says that Pip is open to it too – so long as she’s serious and works hard. Hope, gossips. See? It’s called hope. If major players are still willing to go there, to lift her up, maybe exploit her a little (who are we kidding –they’d make a killing!) our girl ain’t dead yet. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: Becoming Dina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2007 12:00:00 March 7, 2007 12:00:00

Lighter locks and the growing resemblance is frightening - mother daughter morph made even more alarming by Dina’s apparent quest to live vicariously through her kid. Lilo does have lovely extensions though, don’t you think? And NOT the work of Ken Paves. Maybe Jessica Simpson should defect? Oh and by the way – all this partying, almost every night, immediately after exiting treatment… she quite the Wonder Girl, don’t you think? When other patients are directed to change their habits and remove the influences, Lindsay can stay clean even in the drug-infested Hollywood clubworld by virtue of sheer will power alone. Full Story

Bearing the Little Sister Burden

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2007 12:00:00 March 7, 2007 12:00:00

Her name is Hania, she’s Mischa Barton’s younger sister, also an actor, rumoured to have been admitted to rehab for addiction to prescriptions drugs and I can only presume that the Ashlee Simpson Syndrome is going on here, only instead of manifesting itself in the form of a remodeled nose, she’s chosen to handle it by eliminating food – or so it appears anyway. Full Story