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Monday, March 5, 2007 Dear Gossips, I"ve had a headache all weekend, I think it"s because I"m dehydrated and not sleeping for 3 days straight during Oscar week has really taken its toll. So last night I asked my husband during the hockey game if he could take me to the hospital. He looked at me and told me to go jump up my own ass. Then I drank some water but I still felt really exhausted, so I scooped up my dog Marcus and we went to bed for 13 hours, woke up today still groggy but much better which means I must be one of the lucky ones. Because celebrities like Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan apparently have no access to fluids and a warm bed. Tragic, non? Even more tragic - the fact that good taste continues to go down the sh-tter. Wild Hogs #1 at the box office??? Amazing what a motorcycle and a pair of leather pants can do to cover up a gay Fraud. Hollywood Voldemort alive and kicking, the Flying Star and his massage-loving c*ckstands wreaking havoc without consequence - The Church is more powerful than ever...chills, chills, chills. Monday - real time blogging, check back often for new posts, scroll down for late posts on Friday you may have missed, including the Bambi Bangle Giveaway from Kiss & Makeup - deadline is today at noon my time. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Battle of the Daddies: Ben vs Ryan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

In one corner: Ben in White Rock (just outside of Vancouver) this weekend for a little family time. The reformed Ben Affleck, thanks to shades of Taupe and Violet, every inch the wonderful husband and doting father. In the other corner: Ryan Phillippe and the adorable Deacon and his sister Ava in LA. Full Story

Britney! Rehab! Confirmed!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2007 12:00:00 February 20, 2007 12:00:00

"Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today. We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time." - Larry Rudolph The first step is acknowledgement? There can be miracles...when you believe. Let"s hope. Full Story

Britney: Help and Hopes…dashed!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2007 12:00:00 February 16, 2007 12:00:00

F*cking idiot! Apparently she checked in to rehab…and LEFT THE NEXT DAY. And no, she wasn’t staying at Wonderland with Lindsay Lohan. The facility was supposedly out of the country and she didn’t want to stay there so she’s on her way to the States … perhaps she will end up joining Lilo? And Dina Lohan will bring yet another camera crew inside to shoot them bonding over detox? Please. Full Story

Worst Grammy Single: Hilary Duff

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2007 12:00:00 February 12, 2007 12:00:00

Source Damn girl. Pull. It. Together. I can’t... I don’t… there are no words. Because while Drew and Kylie and Mischa and Sophia Bush, while all of these ladies are bringing Sexy to Single, Hilary Duff seems to be suffering from a serious Nicole Richie kick in the ass. Full Story

Drew & Zach = Drew & Cam?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2007 12:00:00 February 7, 2007 12:00:00

Hollywood Dating Pool becoming like a Trailer Park. Let’s play the Six Degrees thing, shall we? Drew and Zach Braff reportedly hooked up in NYC at the weekend, Zach used to date Mandy Moore, Mandy Moore was with Wilmer Valderrama, Wilmer also tapped Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan goosed Jared Leto, Jared and Cameron Diaz shared a 3 year love… So in a bodily fluid exchange kind of way…does this mean Drew and Cam could technically be BFFs with benefits? Just asking. Full Story

Lessons from Dina Lohan: the One Night Stand

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2007 12:00:00 February 1, 2007 12:00:00

Ok so it’s not her but it might as well be, given her undeniably advanced parenting skills, would you really be surprised if she didn’t sit down her Lilo and offer the same words of wisdom? Furthermore, can you honestly say she hasn’t done the same for Ali Lohan…already? Hilarious piece by a standup comic, watch your volume if you’re at work. Full Story

Dina Lohan Pimps Rehab

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2007 12:00:00 February 1, 2007 12:00:00

I’m not kidding you. Dina Lohan has invited Entertainment Tonight with her on her trip from NYC to LA “to reunite with Lindsay in rehab.” Call me Cruise but even I didn’t think that bitch was this greedy. Her “reasoning”: Dina wants to stop the “madness and the lies”, to set the record straight about her daughter and put an end to paparazzi intrusion. Full Story

Lilo: Horny & Hungry?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2007 00:00:00 January 31, 2007 00:00:00

Us Weekly is reporting that Lindsay has found herself a new fixation: McDonalds for her stomach, Brody Jenner for her privates.   And rather than pursuing her needs the old fashioned way, she has taken to texting him her request, writing in what was likely broken English that all she wants is “McDonalds and sex”. Full Story

My Gwyneth hates Dina too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2007 12:00:00 January 30, 2007 12:00:00

I love it when my two girls get along. And I love that my Lilo love has been validated by my one true love. Gwyneth Paltrow believes in Lindsay Lohan and in her patented Paltrow way – condescending, snide, judgmental – Gwyneth is also saying that Lindsay best to do without her mother if she really wants to make a comeback. Full Story

The Daily Quiveration: Johnny on Stage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

Johnny Depp reunited with his band The Kids in Florida for a memorial performance at the weekend – select photos attached. As you can see, Johnny removes his shirt at one point, exposing those famous tattoos while rockin’ out on guitar/bass/whatever instrument of choice. Sigh. 43 years old and he still looks edgy and cool and sexy but not cheesy, not a loser trying to hang on to the last vestiges of youth, not a limp lad with three whiskers trying to act a man. Full Story