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Lilo: Horny & Hungry?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2007 00:00:00 January 31, 2007 00:00:00

Us Weekly is reporting that Lindsay has found herself a new fixation: McDonalds for her stomach, Brody Jenner for her privates.   And rather than pursuing her needs the old fashioned way, she has taken to texting him her request, writing in what was likely broken English that all she wants is “McDonalds and sex”. Full Story

My Gwyneth hates Dina too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2007 12:00:00 January 30, 2007 12:00:00

I love it when my two girls get along. And I love that my Lilo love has been validated by my one true love. Gwyneth Paltrow believes in Lindsay Lohan and in her patented Paltrow way – condescending, snide, judgmental – Gwyneth is also saying that Lindsay best to do without her mother if she really wants to make a comeback. Full Story

The Daily Quiveration: Johnny on Stage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

Johnny Depp reunited with his band The Kids in Florida for a memorial performance at the weekend – select photos attached. As you can see, Johnny removes his shirt at one point, exposing those famous tattoos while rockin’ out on guitar/bass/whatever instrument of choice. Sigh. 43 years old and he still looks edgy and cool and sexy but not cheesy, not a loser trying to hang on to the last vestiges of youth, not a limp lad with three whiskers trying to act a man. Full Story

Gwyneth ain’t no Britney, gives advice to Lindsay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2007 12:00:00 January 25, 2007 12:00:00

So she’s being introduced at that reading event yesterday at Sundance and the kids were like: is that Britney Spears? As expected, my girl gracefully took it in stride and promised to work on her dance steps before launching into a song from Oliver! and pulling out Apple’s favourite Seuss. By the end of it, the kids were clamouring to sit on her lap – People Magazine was conveniently there of course – but not before she extolled the virtues of reading: "If we can"t read and don"t enjoy it, life isn"t as interesting. Full Story

The Pitts,The Big Easy,The Gloat,and The Editorial

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2007 12:00:00 January 19, 2007 12:00:00

Us Weekly laid claim to the official confirmation this week: Brad and Angelina have bought a home in New Orleans, the French Quarter, and are said to be enrolling their children into local schools, making a permanent move away from LA to The Big Easy. Warning: Gloat ahead. Stop reading if you can’t stand it…but didn’t you know that already? As I first reported exclusively back in November Full Story

Thursday, January 18, 2007
Dear Gossips, Freezing my buns off in Park City, the madness should begin today at the opening press conference with Robert Redford and the special guest juror – last year it was Terence Howard. Interestingly enough, Jared Leto’s new movie Chapter 27, co-starring none other than Lindsay Lohan, will be making its debut at Sundance next week. As we now know, Lilo will likely not be able to attend, though I wouldn’t put it past Dina Lohan to bust her out of rehab for the annual Sundance experience. Other celebrities expected to show FOR WORK: Justin Timberlake, Sienna Miller, Jessica Alba, Adam Brody, Ryan Reynolds, and – like, Oh.My.God. I can’t f&cking wait – my pre-Gwyneth, Veronica Sawyer herself…Winona Ryder. Of course, because it’s the Festival for Swag, there will naturally be a whole other clusterf&ck of stars arriving in quick succession at the weekend to pick up some free sh-t, will keep you posted. Thursday – blogging throughout the day, check back often for new posts and scroll down for late posts from yesterday. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Britney Spears is NOT pregnant.

Saving Lindsay Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2007 12:00:00 January 17, 2007 12:00:00

Not exactly a surprise, is it? The pupils have been pinned for months, the behaviour erratic, the vocabulary atrocious, the spelling even worse, and the most disgusting, useless pieces of sh-t parents possible…is it any wonder Lilo has landed in rehab? Appendix my ass, and obviously following in the footsteps of Drew Barrymore… which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Full Story

The Golden Globes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2007 12:00:00 January 15, 2007 12:00:00

Always good for a surprise or two and this year the best chance for my Borat to be honoured. I think he’ll take Best Actor in a Comedy even in the face of formidable competition from Johnny’s Captain Sparrow. But the question is: will Sacha come as Sacha or will Sacha arrive as Borat? Well…given that Isla Fisher will be on his arm, chances are Borat will either be stuck in Kazakhstan or at an Anti-Gypsy Conference discussing effective eradication options. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan’s new friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2007 12:00:00 January 15, 2007 12:00:00

Not that I’m particularly fond of Sienna Miller but still…in comparison to Paris Hilton she might as well be Kate Moss, you know what I mean? And it was a banner week for Paris’s nemesis Lindsay Lohan. First with Cam and Drew lighting up LA, then alongside Sienna Miller at the Chanel party with other fabulous movers and shakers MINUS Hollywood Ebola, and trust me…these girls would NEVER hang with a Hilton. Full Story

Dina Lohan: finger follies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2007 12:00:00 January 12, 2007 12:00:00

Crude? Yes. But I’m not the one getting pleasured under the table in front of a roomful of dinner patrons – so says Page Six. According to their sources, Dina was a the Kobe Club the other night, skirt hiked up and givin’er with some dude who had his hand shoved underneath her napkin … because every mother with a problematic, alcoholic Hollywood child star should be getting fingerf*cked while her daughter cokes up her eyeballs all the way across the country. Full Story

Drew & Fab: over…again?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2007 12:00:00 January 10, 2007 12:00:00

Apparently all the Angels are single. Also in this week’s Us Weekly – Drew cooling things off with Fab, not necessarily a permanent split but just a month before the release of her new movie with Hugh Grant, she finds herself suddenly single…again. Even though she just finished extolling the virtues of their relationship in a magazine…again. Full Story