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Gwyneth ain’t no Britney, gives advice to Lindsay

January 25, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 25, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So she’s being introduced at that reading event yesterday at Sundance and the kids were like: is that Britney Spears? As expected, my girl gracefully took it in stride and promised to work on her dance steps before launching into a song from Oliver! and pulling out Apple’s favourite Seuss. By the end of it, the kids were clamouring to sit on her lap – People Magazine was conveniently there of course – but not before she extolled the virtues of reading: "If we can"t read and don"t enjoy it, life isn"t as interesting. Full Story

The Pitts,The Big Easy,The Gloat,and The Editorial

January 19, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 19, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Us Weekly laid claim to the official confirmation this week: Brad and Angelina have bought a home in New Orleans, the French Quarter, and are said to be enrolling their children into local schools, making a permanent move away from LA to The Big Easy. Warning: Gloat ahead. Stop reading if you can’t stand it…but didn’t you know that already? As I first reported exclusively back in November Full Story

Thursday, January 18, 2007
Dear Gossips, Freezing my buns off in Park City, the madness should begin today at the opening press conference with Robert Redford and the special guest juror – last year it was Terence Howard. Interestingly enough, Jared Leto’s new movie Chapter 27, co-starring none other than Lindsay Lohan, will be making its debut at Sundance next week. As we now know, Lilo will likely not be able to attend, though I wouldn’t put it past Dina Lohan to bust her out of rehab for the annual Sundance experience. Other celebrities expected to show FOR WORK: Justin Timberlake, Sienna Miller, Jessica Alba, Adam Brody, Ryan Reynolds, and – like, Oh.My.God. I can’t f&cking wait – my pre-Gwyneth, Veronica Sawyer herself…Winona Ryder. Of course, because it’s the Festival for Swag, there will naturally be a whole other clusterf&ck of stars arriving in quick succession at the weekend to pick up some free sh-t, will keep you posted. Thursday – blogging throughout the day, check back often for new posts and scroll down for late posts from yesterday. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Britney Spears is NOT pregnant.

Saving Lindsay Lohan

January 17, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 17, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not exactly a surprise, is it? The pupils have been pinned for months, the behaviour erratic, the vocabulary atrocious, the spelling even worse, and the most disgusting, useless pieces of sh-t parents possible…is it any wonder Lilo has landed in rehab? Appendix my ass, and obviously following in the footsteps of Drew Barrymore… which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Full Story

The Golden Globes

January 15, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 15, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Always good for a surprise or two and this year the best chance for my Borat to be honoured. I think he’ll take Best Actor in a Comedy even in the face of formidable competition from Johnny’s Captain Sparrow. But the question is: will Sacha come as Sacha or will Sacha arrive as Borat? Well…given that Isla Fisher will be on his arm, chances are Borat will either be stuck in Kazakhstan or at an Anti-Gypsy Conference discussing effective eradication options. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan’s new friends

January 15, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 15, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not that I’m particularly fond of Sienna Miller but still…in comparison to Paris Hilton she might as well be Kate Moss, you know what I mean? And it was a banner week for Paris’s nemesis Lindsay Lohan. First with Cam and Drew lighting up LA, then alongside Sienna Miller at the Chanel party with other fabulous movers and shakers MINUS Hollywood Ebola, and trust me…these girls would NEVER hang with a Hilton. Full Story

Dina Lohan: finger follies

January 12, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 12, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Crude? Yes. But I’m not the one getting pleasured under the table in front of a roomful of dinner patrons – so says Page Six. According to their sources, Dina was a the Kobe Club the other night, skirt hiked up and givin’er with some dude who had his hand shoved underneath her napkin … because every mother with a problematic, alcoholic Hollywood child star should be getting fingerf*cked while her daughter cokes up her eyeballs all the way across the country. Full Story

Drew & Fab: over…again?

January 10, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 10, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Apparently all the Angels are single. Also in this week’s Us Weekly – Drew cooling things off with Fab, not necessarily a permanent split but just a month before the release of her new movie with Hugh Grant, she finds herself suddenly single…again. Even though she just finished extolling the virtues of their relationship in a magazine…again. Full Story

Monday, January 8, 2007
Dear Gossips, Am in Toronto til Saturday, reporting for eTalk from the studio this week, huge thanks to OLIVER BARRET at The Village Park Royal in West Vancouver for the wardrobe assistance including my favourite new chocolate brown dress – love, love, love. Golden Globes just a week away, award season frenzy has officially kicked off – Palm Springs Film Festival at the weekend, major star attendance, and if Cate Blanchett’s dress was any indication, she is going to absolutely OWN the carpet at the Beverly Hilton next Monday. Recent additions to the already power packed presenter list: Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore whose unharnessed breasts, if you recall, were much maligned following last year’s ceremony. Me? I liked ‘em that way…loose and free and deliciously on display, though apparently, my opinion formed a lonely majority of one. Also rumoured to be in negotiations for presenting duties – none other than Lindsay Lohan. Rumoured. In support of Bobby. Will keep you posted, even though she’s probably going to need a few more days to recuperate from getting her “appendix” taken out. Oh wait…never mind. She actually left the hospital the next day, didn’t she? On her own two feet, without much sign of strain, and WENT CLUBBING the same night… Appendectomy??? Please. Monday, live blogging, check back often for new posts, check archives under LAST WEEK for late articles you may have missed from Friday. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Check me out on The Hour tonight, Monday, at 11pm on CBC in Canada. My first major network talkshow – I’ll be dishing on how the blog began, celebrity blogging in general, and doubt plenty of verbal sparring with that sexy beast George Stromboulopoulos. Non-Canadian residents can download the clip starting Tuesday by visiting The Hour website here.

Lilo: The Incurable Dirty Face

January 8, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 8, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Celebrities really aren’t “just like us”, are they? Not only are they thinner and richer and much more beautiful, their bodies also convalesce with almost immortal speed. As evidenced by Lindsay Lohan, in the hospital for a day, reportedly for “appendicitis”, released within 24 hours, clubbing just minutes after that…and still, whatever she was in for, whatever she had trimmed – or pumped for that matter, given that she looks much worse for wear – whatever it was, it seems to have been cleared up and taken care of relatively quickly. Full Story

Lilo: Schizophrenia, Weight Loss, or Lipo?

January 4, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 4, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has been hospitalized, this time for “appendicitis”…which means it’s time for us to figure out what she’s really getting fixed. Two years ago, her weeklong stay under medical supervision resulted in a 15 pound trimdown. Given that she’s been complaining of looking bloated lately in photos, did my girl go in for a quick starvation fix? Or is it rather the Tara Reid surgery approach…only not so ghetto? Worst case scenario: perhaps it’s something decidedly more sinister. Full Story