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Monday, January 8, 2007
Dear Gossips, Am in Toronto til Saturday, reporting for eTalk from the studio this week, huge thanks to OLIVER BARRET at The Village Park Royal in West Vancouver for the wardrobe assistance including my favourite new chocolate brown dress – love, love, love. Golden Globes just a week away, award season frenzy has officially kicked off – Palm Springs Film Festival at the weekend, major star attendance, and if Cate Blanchett’s dress was any indication, she is going to absolutely OWN the carpet at the Beverly Hilton next Monday. Recent additions to the already power packed presenter list: Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore whose unharnessed breasts, if you recall, were much maligned following last year’s ceremony. Me? I liked ‘em that way…loose and free and deliciously on display, though apparently, my opinion formed a lonely majority of one. Also rumoured to be in negotiations for presenting duties – none other than Lindsay Lohan. Rumoured. In support of Bobby. Will keep you posted, even though she’s probably going to need a few more days to recuperate from getting her “appendix” taken out. Oh wait…never mind. She actually left the hospital the next day, didn’t she? On her own two feet, without much sign of strain, and WENT CLUBBING the same night… Appendectomy??? Please. Monday, live blogging, check back often for new posts, check archives under LAST WEEK for late articles you may have missed from Friday. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Check me out on The Hour tonight, Monday, at 11pm on CBC in Canada. My first major network talkshow – I’ll be dishing on how the blog began, celebrity blogging in general, and doubt plenty of verbal sparring with that sexy beast George Stromboulopoulos. Non-Canadian residents can download the clip starting Tuesday by visiting The Hour website here.

Lilo: The Incurable Dirty Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2007 12:00:00 January 8, 2007 12:00:00

Celebrities really aren’t “just like us”, are they? Not only are they thinner and richer and much more beautiful, their bodies also convalesce with almost immortal speed. As evidenced by Lindsay Lohan, in the hospital for a day, reportedly for “appendicitis”, released within 24 hours, clubbing just minutes after that…and still, whatever she was in for, whatever she had trimmed – or pumped for that matter, given that she looks much worse for wear – whatever it was, it seems to have been cleared up and taken care of relatively quickly. Full Story

Lilo: Schizophrenia, Weight Loss, or Lipo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2007 12:00:00 January 4, 2007 12:00:00

TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has been hospitalized, this time for “appendicitis”…which means it’s time for us to figure out what she’s really getting fixed. Two years ago, her weeklong stay under medical supervision resulted in a 15 pound trimdown. Given that she’s been complaining of looking bloated lately in photos, did my girl go in for a quick starvation fix? Or is it rather the Tara Reid surgery approach…only not so ghetto? Worst case scenario: perhaps it’s something decidedly more sinister. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: sober AND smart?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2007 12:00:00 January 3, 2007 12:00:00

As I said yesterday, the water bottle sobriety campaign is laughable at best. And still my bloated, bipolar Lilo is still not as dumb as Britney…thank Goddess. She may be a bigger trainwreck but intellectually speaking, I’m thinkin’ there’s more than a slight edge. Us Weekly is reporting that KFed wanted a piece of Red and in return he was told to beat it – all exchanged via text message, of course. Full Story

Joe Simpson: Pervy Pimp is Pissed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2007 12:00:00 January 2, 2007 12:00:00

Damn. Now I can’t decide who’s worse: Dina Lohan’s vicarious living or Joe Simpson’s child slave labour…sorry for the crass but it’s like comparing sh-t to diarrhea. So you know about Jessie’s meltdown at the Kennedy Center Honours, right? That she was subsequently cut from the show – reportedly at her request – and consequently not paid for her troubles: hair, makeup, clothing, accommodations - it all adds up, you know. Full Story

Lilo’s NYE:Pink and Bloated accompanied by Hermy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2007 12:00:00 January 2, 2007 12:00:00

This recent “water bottle holding” totally cracks me up. So she says she drying out, right? Even though she keeps underage clubbing, right? And so the only LOGICAL thing to do in these situations is to walk around accessorized by non-alcoholic beverage containers prominently on display, just in case we suspect anything untoward, because everyone knows that anyone with a drinking problem, who has committed to regular AA meetings, who hangs out on the bar scene night in and night out need only clutch a bottle of Evian to convince us that she’s able to abstain, right? Bitch…please. Full Story

Mandy & Wilmer Redux?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2007 12:00:00 January 2, 2007 12:00:00

Pre-Lilo, pre-Andy, pre-Zach, pre-blog, Mandy and Wilmer were lowkey sweethearts. Her first love, her not-a-girl-not-yet-a-woman relationship, he says he took her flower but that it wasn’t “apple pie”, and she took the high road and refused to engage. Well apparently Wilmer has made it all better. Full Story

Thursday, December 28, 2006
Dear Gossips, Trapped in a remote cabin with in-laws and screaming nephews and nieces, no wireless, no cell service – can’t believe we made it out alive... but just barely. And despite the absence, doesn’t look like much has changed – Rosie and Donald bitchfight continues, Paris Hilton whoring herself to some foolish Australian beer company willing to fork out nearly a million dollars in exchange for her pimping services, and Lindsay Lohan tearing off her clothes on stage at Scores …other than that, all scandals appear to be reserved for the New Year. After all, why bother when only half the world is paying attention? Still…there were a few highlights and a couple of gloat-worthy moments too. Consider yourself warned: it’s never terribly classy and of course it’s bad bad form, especially at this time of year, but I love it when my sources are right. As such, heed the warning: gloating ahead. Thursday – live blogging, catching up on what was, getting briefed on what will be, check back often for new posts. Hope you had a lovely, lovely Holiday… Yours, Lainey PS. Digits on the Run is NOT Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. Same origins,different directions. It’s also not Heath Ledger. He blows…but not c*ck.

This could be Lilo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2006 12:00:00 December 15, 2006 12:00:00

Drew Barrymore. Absolute f&cking gorgessity at the We Are Marshall premiere last night supporting McG, director of the film and also co-collaborator on the Angels. Let me pull a Cruise here and overdose on the superlatives: Drew is marvelous, magnificent, amazing, inspiring, beautiful, and above all, Drew is scrumptrilescent (hello Will Ferrell). Full Story

Lilo De-Bloats?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2006 12:00:00 December 12, 2006 12:00:00

Maybe it’s just my holiday positivity. I asked for a geeky video game for Christmas, I think I might be getting it. Maybe that’s what it is – the thought of getting through the 3 days with my screaming nephews and niece hiding away in a corner with my Brain Age, perhaps that explains the charitable outlook… So call me Cruise but I think Lindsay Lohan looks better. Full Story

Thursday, December 7, 2006
Dear Gossips, Faith in Britney…see what I mean? Britney might disappoint you but she will also always reward you. Lindsay Lohan is a different story. Thanks for all your Devil Wears Prada submissions – winners will be contacted by Sunday night. Thursday – live blogging, check back often for new posts. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. That subscriber email will be out end of day.