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Lindsay Lohan: sober AND smart?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2007 12:00:00 January 3, 2007 12:00:00

As I said yesterday, the water bottle sobriety campaign is laughable at best. And still my bloated, bipolar Lilo is still not as dumb as Britney…thank Goddess. She may be a bigger trainwreck but intellectually speaking, I’m thinkin’ there’s more than a slight edge. Us Weekly is reporting that KFed wanted a piece of Red and in return he was told to beat it – all exchanged via text message, of course. Full Story

Joe Simpson: Pervy Pimp is Pissed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2007 12:00:00 January 2, 2007 12:00:00

Damn. Now I can’t decide who’s worse: Dina Lohan’s vicarious living or Joe Simpson’s child slave labour…sorry for the crass but it’s like comparing sh-t to diarrhea. So you know about Jessie’s meltdown at the Kennedy Center Honours, right? That she was subsequently cut from the show – reportedly at her request – and consequently not paid for her troubles: hair, makeup, clothing, accommodations - it all adds up, you know. Full Story

Lilo’s NYE:Pink and Bloated accompanied by Hermy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2007 12:00:00 January 2, 2007 12:00:00

This recent “water bottle holding” totally cracks me up. So she says she drying out, right? Even though she keeps underage clubbing, right? And so the only LOGICAL thing to do in these situations is to walk around accessorized by non-alcoholic beverage containers prominently on display, just in case we suspect anything untoward, because everyone knows that anyone with a drinking problem, who has committed to regular AA meetings, who hangs out on the bar scene night in and night out need only clutch a bottle of Evian to convince us that she’s able to abstain, right? Bitch…please. Full Story

Mandy & Wilmer Redux?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2007 12:00:00 January 2, 2007 12:00:00

Pre-Lilo, pre-Andy, pre-Zach, pre-blog, Mandy and Wilmer were lowkey sweethearts. Her first love, her not-a-girl-not-yet-a-woman relationship, he says he took her flower but that it wasn’t “apple pie”, and she took the high road and refused to engage. Well apparently Wilmer has made it all better. Full Story

Thursday, December 28, 2006 Dear Gossips, Trapped in a remote cabin with in-laws and screaming nephews and nieces, no wireless, no cell service – can’t believe we made it out alive... but just barely. And despite the absence, doesn’t look like much has changed – Rosie and Donald bitchfight continues, Paris Hilton whoring herself to some foolish Australian beer company willing to fork out nearly a million dollars in exchange for her pimping services, and Lindsay Lohan tearing off her clothes on stage at Scores …other than that, all scandals appear to be reserved for the New Year. After all, why bother when only half the world is paying attention? Still…there were a few highlights and a couple of gloat-worthy moments too. Consider yourself warned: it’s never terribly classy and of course it’s bad bad form, especially at this time of year, but I love it when my sources are right. As such, heed the warning: gloating ahead. Thursday – live blogging, catching up on what was, getting briefed on what will be, check back often for new posts. Hope you had a lovely, lovely Holiday… Yours, Lainey PS. Digits on the Run is NOT Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. Same origins,different directions. It’s also not Heath Ledger. He blows…but not c*ck.

This could be Lilo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2006 12:00:00 December 15, 2006 12:00:00

Drew Barrymore. Absolute f&cking gorgessity at the We Are Marshall premiere last night supporting McG, director of the film and also co-collaborator on the Angels. Let me pull a Cruise here and overdose on the superlatives: Drew is marvelous, magnificent, amazing, inspiring, beautiful, and above all, Drew is scrumptrilescent (hello Will Ferrell). Full Story

Lilo De-Bloats?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2006 12:00:00 December 12, 2006 12:00:00

Maybe it’s just my holiday positivity. I asked for a geeky video game for Christmas, I think I might be getting it. Maybe that’s what it is – the thought of getting through the 3 days with my screaming nephews and niece hiding away in a corner with my Brain Age, perhaps that explains the charitable outlook… So call me Cruise but I think Lindsay Lohan looks better. Full Story

Thursday, December 7, 2006 Dear Gossips, Faith in Britney…see what I mean? Britney might disappoint you but she will also always reward you. Lindsay Lohan is a different story. Thanks for all your Devil Wears Prada submissions – winners will be contacted by Sunday night. Thursday – live blogging, check back often for new posts. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. That subscriber email will be out end of day.

Lilo: the unedited Way of the Future

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2006 12:00:00 December 7, 2006 12:00:00 has obtained an unabridged version of the email Lindsay Lohan sent out to 18 people as a war cry to save her career. They"ve also taken it a step further by attempting to contact those on the distribution list, including Lindsay"s publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnick who replied that she had no knowledge of its existence. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: closer to rock bottom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2006 12:00:00 December 7, 2006 12:00:00

Page Six has obtained yet another incoherent Lilo missive – an email to her friends and lawyers in which she claims Al Gore has offered to join forces with her to fight the tabloids and the pappies, as are the Clintons, and several other high powered personalities. Believing that she can be the voice of a generation, Lindsay also says she’d like to take ownership of her own publicity, intending to write directly to the press, similar to what she wrote in response to Altman’s passing, to enlighten the world about how to improve our society – a move she describes as inspired by Howard Hughes’s “way of the future”. Full Story

How Pretty is Lilo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

When she’s not stoned out of her tree and scrapping with Paris Hilton and stumbling around LA, when she’s scrubbed her Dirty Face and covered up her cooch, Lindsay Lohan is a very, very pretty girl. Check her out, at a Laker game late last week – not orange, not unclean, no pinned pupils, gorgeous and normal, full and flowing and believable extensions that don’t scream ghetto or the Mall…it’s a rare glimpse of her potential. Full Story