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Lilo: the unedited Way of the Future

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2006 12:00:00 December 7, 2006 12:00:00

Slate.com has obtained an unabridged version of the email Lindsay Lohan sent out to 18 people as a war cry to save her career. They"ve also taken it a step further by attempting to contact those on the distribution list, including Lindsay"s publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnick who replied that she had no knowledge of its existence. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: closer to rock bottom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2006 12:00:00 December 7, 2006 12:00:00

Page Six has obtained yet another incoherent Lilo missive – an email to her friends and lawyers in which she claims Al Gore has offered to join forces with her to fight the tabloids and the pappies, as are the Clintons, and several other high powered personalities. Believing that she can be the voice of a generation, Lindsay also says she’d like to take ownership of her own publicity, intending to write directly to the press, similar to what she wrote in response to Altman’s passing, to enlighten the world about how to improve our society – a move she describes as inspired by Howard Hughes’s “way of the future”. Full Story

How Pretty is Lilo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

When she’s not stoned out of her tree and scrapping with Paris Hilton and stumbling around LA, when she’s scrubbed her Dirty Face and covered up her cooch, Lindsay Lohan is a very, very pretty girl. Check her out, at a Laker game late last week – not orange, not unclean, no pinned pupils, gorgeous and normal, full and flowing and believable extensions that don’t scream ghetto or the Mall…it’s a rare glimpse of her potential. Full Story

The Lohan Value System

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2006 12:00:00 December 1, 2006 12:00:00

These bitches need to make up their f&cking minds. TMZ has a clip of Dina Lohan’s comments on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show this morning to promote Ali Lohan’s Christmas album. Shockingly enough, Ryan decided to grow some balls and ask Dina on the air about Lilo’s AA visits – if it’s true that she goes and why. Full Story

Miami Vice Exclusive Giveaway –the winners

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2006 12:00:00 December 1, 2006 12:00:00

It’s a dead heat. Half of you think Britney is the greater trainwreck, the other half Lindsay. The winners and their positions below, don’t forget there’s the Desperate Giveaway that closes on Saturday, and another exclusive offer later today, with Runway coming next week. Full Story

Thursday, November 30, 2006
Dear Gossips, It’s Thursday, it’s 5am, so far I haven’t seen Britney’s coochie yet but her ex husband – the 55 hour one – has given an interview in which he tells the world that she did indeed have a tummy tuck to fast track the post-baby weight loss and suggests that they enjoyed threesomes…together. All class, all the time. Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan managed to clean herself up last night though pinned pupils always give it away, non? Live blogging today, check back often for updates. And another contest too. Holidays are just around the corner, more prizes on the way, hopefully to help with your gift giving? If you haven"t already and would like to win the Miami Vice DVD, click here for details. Contest closes today. Good luck! Yours in gossip, Lainey

Lilo: no dirty face at GQ

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2006 12:00:00 November 30, 2006 12:00:00

Can’t say the same about the pinned eyeballs – and no, don’t tell me that’s just from flash. That, my fellow gossips, is the look of a girl stoned out of her f&ckin’ tree. But hey – at least the dirty face has temporarily receded, though it’s been replaced by a tidy shade of orange… overbronzed trumps unclean, non? Anyway, back to the suspicious pinnage. Full Story

Britney vs. Dina: Battle of the Low Classy Mommas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2006 12:00:00 November 28, 2006 12:00:00

X17. Paparazzi videos. Greatest invention, like, ever. As I said yesterday, still photos are great, still photos are very informative…but moving photos? Live footage of the tarts on the town, full of drama, talking, walking, sobbing – I admit it, I am totally addicted. The latest gem is an 8 minute clip from last night, Britney smoking and zooming around in her Porsche, ciggie attached to her mouth, mayhem following wherever she goes. Full Story

Britney: bare cooch, wonky tits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2006 12:00:00 November 28, 2006 12:00:00

Another night of hard partying, another night with Paris, and Lindsay too, but just to keep things fair, I’m told she did spend the entire day Monday at home in Malibu with her kids. And save your raggin’ - like I said, I’m giving her til after her 25th birthday. Besides, there are other things to focus on. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: compromised by assy hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2006 12:00:00 November 27, 2006 12:00:00

Page Six is reporting that the Miu Miu campaign landed by Lindsay Lohan was originally intended for Jessica Simpson…but for one rather large snafu – Ken Paves. Apparently she refused to be photographed without his styling and so the opportunity fell through, given that professional fashion shoots are the opposite of low classy which, quite obviously, is Ken’s trademarked specialty or, in the words of a Vanity Fair insider, “tacky, amateurish …(and) very "Texas pageant. Full Story

Britney & Paris: Matching Weave, Matching Cooch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2006 12:00:00 November 27, 2006 12:00:00

If you must, X17 has the uncensored photo of Britney flashing her bald little Brit, a move largely attributed to Lindsay Lohan these days but if memory serves, circa 2004, Diddy’s party at Cipriani - it was Paris who pulled out her poon in a bold attempt to wrench back attention from Tara Reid whose top fell off exposing a badly scarred ghetto tit … see attached, not of Tara’s badly scarred ghetto tit but of Paris’s pink plumpy, perhaps the inaugural pink plumpy that hailed an era of pink plumpies to follow, the most recent of course being the pink plumpy belonging to Britney who has now joined the lippy fray, oh joy. Full Story